Which cousin should Cash keep?

  1. First Cousin Bessie

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  2. Second Cousin La'donna

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%
  3. which ever one can wrastle a hog gooder

    11 vote(s)
    78.6%
  1. McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    lets help Cash pick a girl, the phins style.
     
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  2. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Now I love you. But, you STILL can't have my Bud Light. Lol
     
  3. McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    ew.





    I made this poll thread for you. maybe it will help.
     
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  4. cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    "hog" being a metaphor? :shifty:
     
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  5. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    The 2nd girl is better looking (Head Cheerleader, HELLO???. LOL). But, the first one owns my heart.
     
  6. McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    yea, but in this case it's used extremely loosely.
     
  7. cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    The 2nd gives better head. The 1st swallows. Got it.
     
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  8. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    They both can't get pregnant. I don't have to pull out. And I'd have to say they are both equal in bed. They both know their way around a mattress. Lol
     
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  9. McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    well thats a good thing, because a mattress is a rectangle.
     
  10. cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Well... you can't ALWAYS believe what's written on the walls of a stall down at the Texaco, but I'll take your word for it this time.
     
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  11. McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    or what Uncle Lenny says when he is drunk.
     
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  12. Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Which one has a muff that doesn't resemble the big King from Arby's???




    Damn....looks like another tie, I dunno what to tell ya.
     
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  13. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I'm not joking. The both Rock Me...
     
  14. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I can't see the poll. I'm on my cell phone. What's my damage? Lmfao
     
  15. McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    which one can wrastle a hog gooder is hot out of the gates.
     
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  16. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Seriously?? That's HOT. Lol
     
  17. cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    One at a time, or both together?
     
  18. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Quit giving me options. lol
     
  19. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    They both shave. EVERYWHERE...
     
  20. Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Like choosing between an AMC Pacer and a Gremlin.
     
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  21. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    You really think they are both ugly?
     
  22. McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    all that matters is how many beers it takes for either one to look good. it doesn't matter what any of us clowns say.
     
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  23. xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Cousin or sister?
     
  24. bigbry Huge Member

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    Leave the Clown hate outta this please.
     
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  25. bigbry Huge Member

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    Thats not what you said earlier.

    The 2nd one was the one that owned your heart, or did you mean "pwned"???????
     
  26. Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Wouldn't say "ugly," but let's put it this way...neither of them would be picked out of the crowd to go backstage at a concert.
     
  27. Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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  28. cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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  29. cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    I dunno... you two certainly look happy. Ya'll should get matching tattoos... :shifty:

     
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  30. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    "No Regrets", right? Lol
     
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  31. FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Cash's family tree

     
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  32. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I'm skinny, and HOT. You can't be a Player otherwise. Hello?? Lol
     
  33. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    So which one is hotter LM?
     
  34. cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Nope. No regets at all. :shifty:

     
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  35. Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    I can't even read this without cracking up.
     
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  36. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    You have no idea how many girls want me
     
  37. Fin D Sigh

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    ....to obey the restraining order.
     
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  38. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, right...
     
  39. Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    All it takes to attract pigs is mud, no? :tongue2:
     
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  40. CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Talk about #2 all you want, but please don't talk poorly about #1. She means the world to me...
     

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