Saw that on TMZ TV last night, she looked pretty good. It looked like there was a third person involved in the filming.

 

How depressing would it be for a guy if he watched that and realized his shrinky dink was smaller than Verne's?

 

That's why Enforcer doesn't want to watch it.

 

You'll have to let us know. :up:

 

Thats pretty scary stuff. Looks like one of the Umpa Loompas getting freaky with Veruca Salt...

 

Titles for the porn:

Shortmember
The Dwarf who shagged me
Austin Kneehigh
The Short Bufu

 

MINI blow ME

 

If there's any goodness in the world....someone will hook him up with Bridget the Midget for a sex tape.

 

If Bridget the Midget and Verne Troyer go on a date and play Mini Golf what is it called?

 

If he turns her around and bends her over it'll be called doing the back 9.

 

See, initially you laugh at this zinger, but if you think about it, it makes no sense. 34 1/2 is half the number of 69. However, the participants are a full grown woman and a little person for a man.

So really, the number would read more accurately as 51.75.

Thank you, that is all.

 

Funniest comment of the day was a description of what it looked like - "it looked like a baby trying to get back in"

 

Newest sex tape: Mini-Me

Does anybody really want to see this?

Apparently there's a stolen tape and he's suing to stop it's release.

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2008/06/27/20080627troyer.html

 

Might wanna merge this Muck...


Although it gives me another chance to ask if Mini-Me can pleasure this broad in both ways at the same time?

 

Leave it up to the admin to post a duplicate thread...:pity:






:sidelol: Love ya MUCKY!

 

There is a God!!!

Judge halts release of Verne Troyer sex tape

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hTvv-1TlVbs5maqnqo5fnLg8ov2QD91IR9280

 

tmz is the biggest waste of space evar......

 

I bet this guy's hung like a horse.

 

Dude, I love that show. Absolutely love it.

Its about time a show started making fun of all the ridiculous stuff celebrities instead of worshiping their every move and reporting on WHAT A CUTE OUTFIT SHE WORE TO DINNER11111. Normal entertainment news shows make me want to go eat a steak knife.

 

Do you watch Chelsea Lately? She cracks on celebrities and shes pretty funny.

 

Haven't seen it though I have heard its good. I mean I know other shows have made fun of celebrities before but I think TMZ is the first show of its kind in that its a half hour entertainment news show that does absolutely nothing but make fun of celebrities.... And most of its pretty darn funny.

 

Ooo. She spends about 20 minutes making fun of celebrities and then the last ten with a guest. Comes on weeknights at 11:30 p.m. on "E!".

 

"They call me Tripod"

 

TMZ does the same thing, only worse.

That show it literally 30 minutes of NOTHING. And not the cool kind like Seinfeld. ;)

They invent things to fill the time. I mean, it's people walking to their car, standing in line, etc. with the lamest voice-overs ever. And then they sensationalize and try to make something out of nothing. Not to mention they stalk people, attempt to provoke them, etc.

You want to watch celebs get made fun of, watch an actual TV show like Talk Soup. :tongue:

I miss David Spade and his Hollywood Minute.

 

I'll believe that when I see it.

I mean...he's a ....dwarf...come on. How big can it be?

 

Ranae Shrider, the woman who has sex with Vern Troyer on video, seems to be perfectly fine with the idea that soon you will able to own a video in which she has sex with a (semi-famous!) midget.

And for every sex tape vixen or drug scandal, there is a British tabloid who wants to interview them. In this case, it was the News of the World:

“I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!”

http://www.thebadandugly.com/2008/07/07/girl-who-sexed-up-mini-me-talks/

 

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Well that's uncomfortable to hear about. :unsure:

 

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