I would love to see how the negotiations went down for this trade:
Roseman - It looks like you guys need a corner.
Tannenbaum - Corner, you say.
Sir, I am looking for a flashy name.
Ideally, he would happen to play corner.
Roseman - Well, Michael, you are in luck because we signed a huge name last year in Byron Maxwell.
It was a flashy move.
Now, sadly, he didn't pan out very well at all.
I imagine you have never gone down the road of a big name free agent not panning out, but sadly it does happen.
Tannenbaum - I have no idea what you are talking about.
Big name free agents always work.
Just look at the Packers and how they build through free agency.
I am stuck with these stupid draft picks.
The draft is long and boring.
I just need flash.
Roseman - Mike, I like you.
I'll tell you what.
I will take some of those draft picks, and I will give you Maxwell and his shiny contract full of commas.
Tannenbaum - I could not imagine this day getting any better.
Roseman - Michael, this may be your lucky day.
I see you also are in need of linebackers.
Tannenbaum - Oh yeah, I completely forgot about that last season.
Roseman - Can you think of a name more hot than Kiko Alonso three years ago?
Tannenbaum -
Not at all.
What ever happened to him?
Roseman - Oh you know, he had a couple of minor ACL tears - nothing serious.
I don't want to brag, but he had 30 whole tackles last year.
You know, if you give me some more of those draft picks/lottery tickets, I will throw him in too.
Tannenbaum - Pshhhhyeah.
This is a no brainer.
Ross - You're not lighting my money on fire again, Mike?
Tannenbaum - Oh Stephen, is such a jokester.
Roseman - I hear you might be losing your running back too.
If Llamar leaves, come back on Wednesday.
I have a running back with a big ole flashy contract that you will love.
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