haha awesome good luck :up:

 

didnt you try out to be snow white also................

 

I want to go to this! :yes:

 

Why dress up?

 

Break a leg brother!

 

You two scare the ish out of me anyways...and now you will get paid for it...sweet.

 

Mrs. Z. worked a haunted house like this in Phoenix and has some wonderful stories about the hysterically panicked reactions of certain demographic segments.

 

You'll lose your voice for about 2 or 3 days, I can guarantee that.

 

I had a girl break up with me once because of the people who dress up at Universal Studios "Fright Night".

I got drunk and thought it would be hilarious to scare the people attempting to scare us. I hid in the bushes and after they jumped out, I jumped out with a "BAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

According to her, I ruined the experience for all involved... *****.

 

You should have stuck it in her pooper.

 

She, happens to be a taintstick.

I got thrown out of a haunted house in San Jose because I turned the corenr and some broad jumped out with some big *** mask and scared the bejesus out of me. Out of instinct, I took a poke at her and knocked her *** to the ground. She wasn't hurt, but she was mad and security came and escorted me out.

Oh, I was drunker than hell at the time too.

 

My haunted house story:

I was with a tour group in Niagara Falls, and we went to this cheesy haunted house that was mostly inaccessible. To make it up to me, the proprietor allowed me to hide behind a corner play the part of the "Therapist with the 10-Foot Tongue," which was accomplished by my wielding a broomstick with a giant sopping wet sponge attached to it. He told me to use it to just whack anyone that walked by. Good times.

 

:lol: thats ****ing cool.

 

I didnt know hosting a radio show was considered a credential.....sign me up!!:shifty:

 

I was going to ask, this answered it. I love theater.. act, sing, sorta dance, build sets, tech shows.. it's just SO cool being on the inside. My first show was Jesus Christ Superstar, second was Tommy.. hellofa way to get started :up:

 

I played a christmas tree in middle school.....aced it.

 

i played a drunk guy on an episode of cops.

 

Fantastic, Sick. Keep us posted. Sounds like a terrifically fun gig.

I'm going to try and get Mrs. Z. to smuggle in a camera to one of my upcoming rehearsals and tape a little footage of my singing to post here.

 

Like many here I have always enjoyed a good Haunted House experience, but my home town had a tragic event occur and I am less excited by the idea since. I have still gone, and taken my girls, etc...but my head is on a swivel always getting my bearings for the closest exit, etc.

This was my Sr. Year of HS! Just before Graduation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haunted_Castle_at_Six_Flags_Great_Adventure

Please be safe!

 

Just don't be this guy, Sick.

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The other guy better hope its not Sick,,,sick would likely kill him.
BEST.
HAUNTED HOUSE.
EVER.

 

Went to Halloween Horror Nights at universal about 8 years ago with this waitress that worked for me. Got her stinky drunk and stoned outta her head. An hour or so in the park we wandered into an area where dudes with chainsaws came out and chased you. She urinated in her pants. We had to leave. She fell down in the parking garage and bumped her head. Went back to the hotel. She was stinky and her head hurt. I got no va-jay-jay that night. :(

 

That she remembers :shifty:

 

no joke all of a sudden we are supposed to believe opie has standards....... bwahahahaha

 

:shifty:

Shoulda just rolled her over and given her the Frumundah Finnatic.

She smelled like Aunt Doris for Chrissakes!

 

Hey, we've all "gone there" with a girl who was half-cocked and probably in a medical coma. The important thing is we rationalize it by convincing ourselves we were just as drunk :up:

 

ahh the joys of being -3 years old.

 

Sooooooo, you didn't get your money back then? Or was all this extra?


Anyway, I don't know why Sick is so excited, I scare people...and children all the time...don't need an application.








What?

 

Well stop yelling at rich people for scaring off bums for godssake!

 

No money.
No hooha.
Just fapped and cried over her unconscious body.

 

beware...the oldest 21 year old, in the woooooorld!!!

 

I have a great story about fapping that occurred recently. Its like...the reverse Tucker Max.