1) I often light fires right after masturbating and I've never been arrested.
2) W T F is THAT????? Jeez, I'd be masturbating and eating all day if I looked like that!!!!
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/feature...man-masturbating-fire-20140205,0,7706553.post
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Imagine walking by this guys house and witnessing him jerking off in front of a window? You'd probably think the apocalypse was coming.
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shula_guy Well-Known Member
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i'm glad you guys let me off the hook with that one.
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This story has Nabo written all over it. Explains why he was MIA for so long.
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Damn. Cant shoot himself in the face. Cant jerk off in front of an open window. Might as well commit suicide.
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Oh, c'mon, Lucky!
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