His 6 acronyms for staying out of trouble:
Alcohol
So you want to get wasted. The dumbest –ish you can do in 2012 is publicly party like it is 99. Mofos in the club will be live tweeting your buffoonery for the world to see. You are in the NFL, making millions and you got a mansion. Bring the party home dammit.
Firearms
No need anymore. We out the hood now. Get a bodyguard if you are still that paranoid.
Crews
A Crew is not needed. Just ask Drake and Chris Brown. Roll solo, it will save you money and trouble.
No man.
Deion Sanders taught me this. You badly need a no man. Someone that tells you what you don’t want to hear like
“Are you really finna smoke, drink and of all the cars you got, you gonna drive the Ferrari to the club tonight and carry your gun with you? C’mon fooool, you gonna be on the next flight to go see Goodell”
Keep your NO man closer and yes men farther.
Fallback
You are famous and there are people that will hate and test you. You can’t deal with it the way you would when you were in the hood. You need to just fallback.
Consent.
Be careful of chicks and groupies. Those consenting smiles are sometimes fake. Sooner or later you might be defending yourself in a frivolous sexual assault case as she tries to stick you for your paper. Yes, some of these women “Stay Schemin”. There is a simple solution. The iPhone has an HD camera now. Make sex tapes all the time. It will make great memories and save you trouble.
If you apply these acronyms, it will save you trips to @nflcommish and you know he ain’t playing around these days.
Yours Truly,
Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson
http://ocnnreport.com/2012/07/19/th...s-that-will-save-any-nfl-player-from-trouble/
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I have always liked him as a player and as a personality. Unfortunately I just don't think he has enough left in the tank to be a success with the Dolphins. I will be completely surprised if he is still on the roster when the final roster is set.
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They Acronym is AFC and NFC.
That is for people who were looking for it to spell something like I was.JDelenne and DrAstroZoom like this. -
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Truthsauce.
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Funny enough, that headline has never existed, yet he is scrutinized and hated as if it were a comon occurence.dolfan7171, BlameItOnTheHenne, Fin D and 1 other person like this.
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If he were smart he'd drop the stupid Ochocinco thing. That being said this is well said and nice little piece of advice.
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Thank you. I was utterly baffled as to where the acronym was.Finfangirl and Dol-Fan Dupree like this.
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Thanks for pointing that out... I couldn't figure it out to save my life. -
reminds me of the advice scene from he got game.
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He already did legally. I dont know why you got to have a stick up your *** about a guy being silly with his pulic persona thoughToddPhin, Ohio Fanatic and Mcduffie81 like this.
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I am happy to know I wasn't the only one
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It's not like the guy has dreads or anything.
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Remove the stick as Distgustipate was referring to. I happen to think he is hilarious.Fin D likes this.
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I vehemently agree with everything on there.
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Ocho is GOAT. I really hope he can produce for us.
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Until he brings back the Simon Phoenix.
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He has a lot to prove after his poor performance last year. I've read Chad is working realy hard to be the Pro Bowl WR he once was. If he does this, we could get 1-2 solid years out of him while our WR corp is developed. He's done some stupid things, but they've all been pretty harmless and the guy can run routes & score TD's, give him a chance, I think you may be very glad we did.
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I'd rather have brought back Sandra Bullock in that movie.
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I don't really care what the dude says, I just hope he can still play.
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did he legally change it back? i thought he backed out of changing it back.
but i do wub me some eightfive. i hope he makes the final cut. he was the "most influential athlete by social media" and just needs to learn the freakin' playbook this time.