Did the Jags get special permission to play in the NFL this year?

 

Apparently, they played a scrimmage with a little league team in the offseason.

It didn't go well for the jags.

 

RT's going to be busy all week trying to figure out how to pick between 5 open targets.

 

I'm starting Ryan Tannehill in fantasy and I haven't started a Dolphins player in fantasy since, 2003?

 

Cam Wake better get his shots of tetracycline and penicillin before the game...prevention is the best cure!

 

our defense is gonna eat some *****.







cat.

 

Last estimate is that it actually arrives 30 minutes before he does.

 

time to pad some stats against the pu++ycats.

 

have i told you the story where i looked right at his king dong?

 

Sturgis and Fields, concerned about looking like they're running up the score and being called bullies, will kick left-footed, which, strangely enough, will improve their consistency.

 

This just in: Lazor to use dart board to call plays.

 

Training camp of 2011.. Coming off the practice field with no pads and ready to sign autographs...me and that thing locked in on each other and that was all she wrote, mesmerizing.

 

The Jags have already allowed 29 sacks and average 15 points per game and now they face the most well endowed defensive line in the history of the NFL. I'm seriously shocked we don't have more neutral zone infractions with the kind of hardware these guys are carrying around. If Tannehill has the kind of game it would take to loose this game he needs to walk home from Jacksonville.

 

Don't underestimate the Jags. Play our 2nd teamers, not 3rd.

 

jags decide to turn into a mls team after this game. Cam Wake's dong gets accepted into the football hall of fame.

 

While trying to channel his inner-Mark Brunell, Bortles ends missing the synchro, reverses it, and we win 62-7.

 

Liar......

Need I go into detail?

 

Were gonna show up flat..just like the Bucs game last season. Im sure Tannehill will revert back to his normal play...Miller will fumble twice..Hartline will find a different hash mark to trip over.

By halftime we will all be saying "Hack for Harbaugh"...on route to a 62-7 routing highlighted by 3 TD passes from Jay Fiedler

 

****ing Deej..you crack me up like nobody else

 

O...M...G...slap yourself!

 

Reverse mojos been workin dooooood

 

Well then, by all means.

Proceed sir.

 

Jacksonville comes out strong in the 2nd half with a statement from their PR department saying quote: "Stop laughing guys, we seriously are a major city in Florida"

 

Sundays afternoon headline: Dolphins shag the Jags in the Bortle!

 

Don't forget about the sprinkler system...... :wink2:

 

It's so big that Jenny McCarthy insists it gives kids autism.
It's so big that it once flew Virgin Airlines. Or as it's called now "Airlines"
It's so big that it's what Phil Collins felt coming in the air tonight.
It's so big it's getting it's own Marvel spinoff movie.
It's so big that donkeys in Mexico come to watch it!

 

Cannnot..doo thiiss...

 

People are taking the thread title way too literally.

 

We're gonna rip off their heads and **** down their throats!

 

Cam Wake's dong was officially measured to be a yard long.

Jax's offense was held to under 73 total Cam Wake dongs.

 

My reaction when I read a Jaguars forum and some of them were predicting a Jags win.

 

Beat the Chargers on the road next week then we can be cocky.