Okay...I laughed HARD at this. Any former Metallica fan will.

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PaganPaganforum_veteranOP
Dec 11, 2008, 08:57 AM

:sidelol:

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

CosmicCosmicNew Member
Dec 11, 2008, 09:00 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....breathe.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Priceless!

padre31padre31luxury_box
Dec 11, 2008, 09:01 AM

:pity:

:jump:

What...happened....to them?

DaFishDaFishforum_veteran
Dec 11, 2008, 09:03 AM

Napster made them do it.:wink2:

bkbuffetbkbuffetNew Member
Dec 11, 2008, 09:20 AM

Great stuff Pagan.... I remember a time James wouldn't be caught dead in an outfit like that... seems like so long ago :(

DaFishDaFishforum_veteran
Dec 11, 2008, 10:24 AM

Seems like they have been doing this their whole career. Remember the statement "We will never make a video!"?

PaganPaganforum_veteran
Dec 11, 2008, 11:11 AM

Anyone else think Rob Tujillo looks like Hellboy? :tongue2:

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

anlgpanlgpNew Member
Dec 11, 2008, 11:15 AM

"Pagan wrote:

Anyone else think Rob Tujillo looks like Hellboy? :tongue2:

Better than looking like the princess he's going to look like after he puts on the merchandise he just bought :shifty:

"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl

padre31padre31luxury_box
Dec 11, 2008, 11:20 AM

Man, I bet they both are carrying the bags with the woman's stuff in them as well, they both have that, vague, distant look of domesticated animals now.

All Hetfield needs is a "UC Santa Barbara Banana Slugs" logo on his shirt...:no:

PaganPaganforum_veteran
Dec 11, 2008, 11:27 AM

To remember the good old days....

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

BigDogsHuntBigDogsHuntNew Member
Dec 11, 2008, 11:38 AM

"Pagan wrote:



:sidelol:


"Enter the SandalMan" - the next biggest hit!:hi5:

BDH -

"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.

"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."

Jimmy V. (Mar '93)

JAJacksonNew Member
Dec 11, 2008, 11:56 AM

Yea but they still move albums like no one else in their genre and have serious talent. Yea people change

PaganPaganforum_veteran
Dec 11, 2008, 12:02 PM

"Jackson wrote:

Yea but they still move albums like no one else in their genre and have serious talent. Yea people change

The Knack moved albums too.

Their talent evaporated a long time ago...at least their songwriting talent.

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

#1 fan#1 fanforum_veteran
Dec 11, 2008, 01:18 PM

"BigDogsHunt wrote:

"Enter the SandalMan" - the next biggest hit!:hi5:

:lol:

MuckMuckretired_admin
Dec 11, 2008, 01:45 PM

Looks like they're with family. Mellows you out.

Don't worry, they still rounded the globe, did more drugs and screwed more women than all of us. :lol:

Make the throwback uniforms permanent!

PaganPaganforum_veteran
Dec 11, 2008, 01:57 PM

"Muck wrote:

Don't worry, they still rounded the globe, did more drugs and screwed more women than all of us. :lol:

Speak for yourself! :lol:

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

Zeke0123Zeke0123forum_veteran
Dec 11, 2008, 03:09 PM

Hard to be angry when your a multi millionare with everything you could ever want including what seems to be a happy family.

anlgpanlgpNew Member
Dec 11, 2008, 03:12 PM

"Pagan wrote:

Speak for yourself! :lol:

If you didn't say it I would have :D

"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Dec 11, 2008, 03:19 PM

I'm not a former metallica fan and I think its pretty funny..............

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


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Section126Section126luxury_box
Dec 11, 2008, 07:38 PM

I am down with that outfit though.

I dress like that about 90% of the time.

T-shirt...beach shorts...sandals....

if you DON'T dress like that..you ain't livin'.

Metallica does suck now.

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PhinperorPhinperorluxury_box
Dec 11, 2008, 07:51 PM

:cry::cry:
:cry::cry:

ohhhh, what once was...is no longer

PaganPaganforum_veteran
Dec 11, 2008, 08:42 PM

Amen brother....when they were gods....

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

PhinperorPhinperorluxury_box
Dec 11, 2008, 08:45 PM

"Pagan wrote:

Amen brother....when they were gods....

Yup, those 4 albums along with Slayer's Reign in Blood, South of Heaven, & Seasons in the Abyss are what first got me into metal. Then I got into the heavier stuff like Corpse, Angel, Death, etc.

padre31padre31luxury_box
Dec 11, 2008, 08:49 PM

"Pagan wrote:

Amen brother....when they were gods....

The three track Jump in the Fire is missing, Garage Days as well...:sad:

I liked Danzig as well, no doubt Glen Danzig is arranging flowers or something in Santa Monica by now.

Vampire BabyVampire BabyNew Member
Dec 11, 2008, 09:01 PM

Hetfield wearing mandals, holding an Armani bag..... :lol:

This is the beat thread ever.....:yes:

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