This is not a poll.

 

That's what she said

 

Easily everything.

 

Triple whammy fist pump for this

 

I expect to beat bad teams so beating the Jets anywhere is only better then the best episode of my favorite TV show and bad sex.

 

I love my Phins...but its still just a football game.

Bad sex and Tv Show....

 

Not better than the greatest sex. Probably tied with decent sex.

No such thing as bad sex IMO unless there are diseases involved or it gets you shot somehow :lol:

Anyway chose all except the great sex.

 

I think we were just as bad as the Jets in the first half.

I love beating up the Jets, but that game made me think that the Jets were real bad, not that we were real good.

 

Ahhhhhh the night I first reached 1st base. Remember it like it was yesterday. I was a wee lad and Boik's sister had just filled out her first bra and ditched the braces. I recall her clearly saying, "that's not how Matt does it", and it wasn't until 16 years later on ThePhins that I realized what she meant by it. Good times.

 

Good teams score points and don't do what we did in first half.

Second half we played very well.

A lot of it was play calling, but we should have won that game by 40, we need the killer instinct!

 

What is bad sex?

 

Even the Patriots, who most consider a "good" team start out most games slow. Versus us and Carolina they were piss poor all around until the 3rd.


We had huge drives all first half. Bad teams don't get that many first downs.

 

I like sex better, so it's better than bad sex. Sex > Football, can't have the Dolphins blow you on any given night.

 

Well, its definitely better than getting gang raped in a prison shower.......I would assume.

 

^Thread is getting out of hand and fast.

 

that thing Fin-O provides the ladies? :rimshot:

 

Shots fired.

 

Nah Fin-O never fires at the end. Just goes limp.

 

More shots fired.

 

At 64, there is no such thing as 'bad' sex - except 'no' sex.

In fact, no football game is better than the first three items.!

And for you young whippersnappers out there - Remember....

It used to make him angry to make the thing behave,
as it stood up in the morning and tried to watch him shave.
But now that he is older, it's giving him the blues,
just laying there every morning watching him tie his shoes.

 

What Todd's ex's think of when they sober up and recall him...

 

Rape?

 

Fin-O's consensual sex is still worse.

 

Who is Fin-O?

 

the one who doesn't knock

 

Is he the loser of the forums or you all just messing with him?

 

both? :shifty:

j/k

 

That's a good point considering the QB of the team we play next Sunday!

 

Sex is overrated. Maybe when I was a teenager I would have left those unchecked.

Some things are better than beating the Jets in the meadowlands but not anything on that list.

 

I picked everything. But I have to add an exception for the birth of my children.

As far as the whole sex thing...ive been married for 17 yrs now. Beating the jets is not only better then sex it happens more often too.

 

Call it a Dolphin's fans bane, but seeing the jests, Jills and/or Pasties get beat ANY time makes it a great day. Couple that with US beating one of them (particularly the jests - thank you jetsucks for the guidance) and you got the makings for a fantastic day...

I say better than everything !!!

 

Careful Puka, many of resemble that remark, whether we want to really believe it or not....lol

 

Jerking off with a callous on your palm. No that I'm speaking from experience.

 

An example of bad sex?