1. Sep 26, 2014 #1

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    Little boy before the judge: "I'm really sorry your honor. I promise never again"

    Judge: "I think you are a good kid. You just made a bad decision so I'm going to send you home with your father."

    Boy: " Please don't send me home w/ him you honor!"

    Judge: " Why not?"

    Boy: Because he beats me your honor!

    J: "Well that's terrible! I'll send you home w your mother!"

    B: "Please don't send me home w her your honor, she beats me too!"

    J: "That's terrible. Who can I send you home w then?!"

    B: "The Oakland Raiders your honor!"

    J: ??? Why the Oakland Raiders son?

    B: "Because they never beat anybody!"
    :lol:
     
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  2. Sep 26, 2014 #2

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Hear this from Adrian Peterson? :shifty:
     
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  3. Sep 26, 2014 #3

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Doont mind the team hate the fans..the losers and criminals have really adopted the team.
     
  4. Sep 26, 2014 #4

    btfu149 Well-Known Member

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    Thats the joke
     
  5. Sep 26, 2014 #5

    bigbry Huge Member

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    This very well could haunt you.
     
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  6. Sep 26, 2014 #6

    Fin D Sigh

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    Right?

    We're 1-2.
     
  7. Sep 26, 2014 #7

    Dorfdad Well-Known Member

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    So when they beat us this weekend are we going to change the joke ending? This isn't a given game for us by any stretch of the imagination.
     
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  8. Sep 26, 2014 #8

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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  9. Sep 26, 2014 #9

    ElNino Well-Known Member

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    This week feels kind of like a can't win situation.

    If we win....it's the Raiders.
    If we lose...it's the RAIDERS
     
  10. Sep 26, 2014 #10

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    No style points in the NFL. Just win.
     
  11. Sep 26, 2014 #11

    heylookatme Well-Known Member

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    I disagree. If we win, we have a chance to be 1 game out of first place at worst. If we lose, maybe Joe Philbin isn't coming back from London on the same flight as the other guys.

    I think it is a win-win.
     
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  12. Sep 26, 2014 #12

    Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    Hey! One of my best friends is a Raiders fan.

    Wait a minute ...
     
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  13. Sep 26, 2014 #13

    Griese's Glasses Well-Known Member

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    After this season that joke will be about us.
     
  14. Sep 26, 2014 #14

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    This season? What about the last decade?
     
  15. Sep 26, 2014 #15

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Al Davis' stiking resemblance to the crypt keeper was great. Since his death, I just don't know what to expect.
     
  16. Sep 27, 2014 #16

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I was merely speaking in generalities.:knucks:
     
  17. Sep 27, 2014 #17

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

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    Very true...I have a ton of dis-owned family in Nor Cal that fit the bill...
     
  18. Sep 27, 2014 #18

    Vertical Limit Senior Member

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    If you replace the Raiders with Dolphins on that joke and that .gif above of PASS RUN PASS PUNT, it would make sense as well.
     
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