Just decide to post this as a reminder.
Today is April Fool's Day.
Any article that has Brandon Marshall to the Dolphins. Ronnie Brown to the Jets. Bill Parcells to the Bills. Or Bill Belicheck to the Dolphins is a complete ruse.
If they care enough they may even link to an article on some random blog site (Bleacher Report) that has the sentence structure of a 3rd grade history paper.
Just try not to get your panties in a ruffle over anything happening on this website, or in your life today. Less egg on your face tomorrow.
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well i heard the Dolphins might actually be interested in drafting dez bryant and resigning jason taylor.
this just in ronnie brown now has top end speed
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the pats are gonna win the super bowl this year...
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Ricky Williams never smoked pot, it was catnip!
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Can't we just threaten to ban anyone who makes something up? I mean does anyone find April fools jokes funny?
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you guys be safe.
april fools.
naw I'm an ***, be safe.dolfan7171, Frumundah Finnatic and Fin D like this. -
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Breaking News: Your mother has rabies!
April Fools! She's just drooling because she's off her meds.dolfan7171, Frumundah Finnatic and jetssuck like this. -
So the story about the Dolphins using Marino's DNA to clone a new QB to be ready to play this year isn't true??? And the free cheerleaders for Fans to take home from the game ISN'T TRUE????
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April fools! :lol:, bluehaze, dolfan7171 and 4 others like this. -
What or Who is April Fools?:confused2:
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Tom Brady is a man....Thats not an April Fool's joke but its still shocking.
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I made probably the worst error ever. I sent a fairly personal message to someone and it was 11:58. For an hour they thought it was an April Fool's joke until they finally got it. FML
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