Remember..Today Is April Fools
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JimTossforum_veteranOPJust decide to post this as a reminder.
Today is April Fool's Day.
Any article that has Brandon Marshall to the Dolphins. Ronnie Brown to the Jets. Bill Parcells to the Bills. Or Bill Belicheck to the Dolphins is a complete ruse.
If they care enough they may even link to an article on some random blog site (Bleacher Report) that has the sentence structure of a 3rd grade history paper.
Just try not to get your panties in a ruffle over anything happening on this website, or in your life today. Less egg on your face tomorrow.
finyank13New MemberNot really ruffled by much these days, up here in Rhode Island we are swimming....sucks...I wish this flooding crap was an April Fools joke....
“If you told me A-Rod flew on a spaceship from Mars to here, I wouldn't be surprised."--thephins.com poster Ray Finkle on A-Rod
KillerphinsNew Memberwell i heard the Dolphins might actually be interested in drafting dez bryant and resigning jason taylor.
this just in ronnie brown now has top end speed
:lol:
anlgpNew Memberthe pats are gonna win the super bowl this year...
april fools.
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
Fin Dforum_veteranIts actually April 2nd.
Ricky Williams never smoked pot, it was catnip!
DePhinistr8forum_veteran"Killerphins wrote:
well i heard the Dolphins might actually be interested in drafting dez bryant and resigning jason taylor.
this just in ronnie brown now has top end speed
:lol:
You're not an ass.
aboomesubscriber"finyank13 wrote:
Not really ruffled by much these days, up here in Rhode Island we are swimming....sucks...I wish this flooding crap was an April Fools joke....
Ditto Warwick Mall looks like a Tsunami hit it
finyank13New Member"aboome wrote:
Ditto Warwick Mall looks like a Tsunami hit it
no doubt son........your place okay??
“If you told me A-Rod flew on a spaceship from Mars to here, I wouldn't be surprised."--thephins.com poster Ray Finkle on A-Rod
Rhody Phins Fanforum_veteranCan't we just threaten to ban anyone who makes something up? I mean does anyone find April fools jokes funny?
finyank13New Member"Rhody Phins Fan wrote:
Can't we just threaten to ban anyone who makes something up? I mean does anyone find April fools jokes funny?
what about you Rhody, your place alright??
“If you told me A-Rod flew on a spaceship from Mars to here, I wouldn't be surprised."--thephins.com poster Ray Finkle on A-Rod
Rhody Phins Fanforum_veteran"finyank13 wrote:
what about you Rhody, your place alright??
Yeah I'm good I don't live near any rivers although I've had to take some detours in my town due to flooded streets. I'm lucky because some of these others towns are absolutely screwed. The second biggest mall in the state is under about four feet of water. Thanks for asking.
finyank13New Member"Rhody Phins Fan wrote:
Yeah I'm good I don't live near any rivers although I've had to take some detours in my town due to flooded streets. I'm lucky because some of these others towns are absolutely screwed. The second biggest mall in the state is under about four feet of water. Thanks for asking.
My house is good I live in Cumberland, vaccumned up a couple of liters worth in my basement, but my mom is screwed...her basement is done, raw sewage all that....she is in Cranston...spent last night helping her out...
“If you told me A-Rod flew on a spaceship from Mars to here, I wouldn't be surprised."--thephins.com poster Ray Finkle on A-Rod
unluckylucianoNew Memberyou guys be safe.
april fools.
naw I'm an ass, be safe.
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs. 
Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
Rhody Phins Fanforum_veteran"finyank13 wrote:
My house is good I live in Cumberland, vaccumned up a couple of liters worth in my basement, but my mom is screwed...her basement is done, raw sewage all that....she is in Cranston...spent last night helping her out...
Wow I didn't even see that you're from Rhode Island too. Yeah I can't believe how hard Cranston and Warwick got hit. My basement only had about an inch. This turned out to be a real mess.
GISHforum_veteranBreaking News: Your mother has rabies!
April Fools! She's just drooling because she's off her meds.
finyank13New Member"GISH wrote:
Breaking News: Your mother has rabies!
April Fools! She's just drooling because she's off her meds.
that would be me with the rabies....my mother called me, she wasn't touching that sheeeet....:pity:
yeah so if I say something like I hope they draft Bryant or Spiller, alert me, because I am "infected".....
“If you told me A-Rod flew on a spaceship from Mars to here, I wouldn't be surprised."--thephins.com poster Ray Finkle on A-Rod
TJamesW_PhinfanNew MemberSo the story about the Dolphins using Marino's DNA to clone a new QB to be ready to play this year isn't true??? And the free cheerleaders for Fans to take home from the game ISN'T TRUE????
:cry:
GISHforum_veteran"TJamesW_Phinfan wrote:
So the story about the Dolphins using Marino's DNA to clone a new QB to be ready to play this year isn't true??? And the free cheerleaders for Fans to take home from the game ISN'T TRUE????
:cry:
cheerleaders are not prizes, they are people.
April fools! :lol:
xphinfanxforum_veteran"Killerphins wrote:
well i heard the Dolphins might actually be interested in drafting dez bryant and resigning jason taylor.
this just in ronnie brown now has top end speed
:lol:
Ronnie will head but you in the hole. :)
That's why they play the games!:yes:
BigDogsHuntNew MemberWhat or Who is April Fools?:confused2:
BDH -
"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.
"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."
Jimmy V. (Mar '93)
Frumundah FinnaticNew MemberTom Brady is a man....Thats not an April Fool's joke but its still shocking.
MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:
It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.
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