Fap in the Mirror
Don't stop Fappin'

 

This thread has some potential

 

25 or 6 to Fap

 

I Dont Wanna Fap Without Your Love

Hard Habit to Break (least necessary to insert Fap)

 

Fapping Stronger Every Day (feeling stronger every day)

 

Most sappy songs should be comedic gold here

 

Listen To Your Fap_________________-Roxette (Listen To Your Heart)
When he's calling for you
Listen to your fap
There's nothing else you can do
I don't know where you're going
And I don't know why
But listen to your fap
Before...you tell him goodbye.


Normally I'd sing it as "Listen To My Fart", and it would piss my ex the heck off who loved the song

 

My Fap Will Go On

 

I'm fapping in the rain

Don't fap till you get enough

Don't go fapping waterfalls

 

Fap In Your Eye

Nils Lofgren - Mud in Your Eye

 

I Fapped the Sheriff
But I couldn't fap the deputy

 

Fap You Like a Hurricane -Scorpion

Blinded By The Fap -Manfred Mann

 

Dont Fap So Close To Me -Police

Big Ten Inch Fapping -Aerosmith

Mother's Little Fapper -Rolling Stones

 

I would do anything for love (but i won't fap that)

 

I Can't Fap 55
Fap On Wayward Son
Don't Fear the Fapper
You Give Fap a Bad Name

 

She Faps Hard For the Money -Donna Summer

 

Fap me maybe?

 

Lean with it, fap with it.

I'm not a player, I just fap a lot.

I want to hold your fap.

A hard day's fap.

 

I tried fapping while you were asleep but you awoke and ruined it, so I had to wait until my morning shower

 

.... wait, is this not the venting thread?

 

Principles of fap.
I fap.
I just fapped in your arms tonite.
Fields of fap.
Smells like teen fap.

 

Coming up with "Smells like Teen Fap" is:
A. disturbing but oddly admirable on your part
B. worthy of its own post (hint)

 

fap in the wind
enter fapman
for whom the fap faps

 

Oppa Fapping style

Hey sexy lady
fap fap fap fap
Oppa fapping style

 

Fap in black. AC/DC

fap man fap man. Billy squire

Can't fap that. Tone loc

Fap in your cheeks. The Mountain Goats

How Do U Fap It? 2pac

 

Feliz Navifap

 

I saw mommy fapping Santa Claus

 

Fap rules everything around me
Fap, get the money
dolla dolla bill ya'll

 

Enter Fapman
Fapping the Law
2 Minutes to Fapping
Fapping in the Boys Room

 

Teenage Fap
My Fapping Face
Fap this way
Fapping man (rocket man)
Frosty the Fapping man

 

YMCFap

 

Can't Fap this!

 

Electric Fapenue

 

Superfapaliciousexbealladocious

 

Chitty Chitty Fap Fap

 

Cume on feel the fap

 

I can't wait to feel your fap tonight
Fapping in the street

 

Remember the fap.
Fap like that.
Fapping in the wind.
Its my fap.