Rex Ryan stars in: The Running of the Bulls

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Boik14Boik14SupporterOP
Jul 9, 2013, 09:27 AM

Watch as Rex struggles to climb the fence and get out of the way... http://deadspin.com/there-is-now-video-of-rex-ryan-escaping-a-charging-bull-710946044

xphinfanxxphinfanxForum Veteran
Jul 9, 2013, 09:31 AM

Looks as if he is having a bit of difficulty topping the fence.

That's why they play the games!:yes:

PaganPaganForum Veteran
Jul 9, 2013, 09:37 AM

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

padre31padre31Luxury Box
Jul 9, 2013, 10:46 AM

"xphinfanx wrote:

Looks as if he is having a bit of difficulty topping the fence.

Rexxy does not have a lot of upper body strength in those man boobs..

invidinvidSupporter
Jul 9, 2013, 11:40 AM

He's training for the New York media.

Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum Veteran
Jul 9, 2013, 12:03 PM

For something I hate so much...they make me so happy sometimes.

Ohio FanaticOhio FanaticSupporter
Jul 9, 2013, 12:23 PM

Wow.

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Ronnie BassRonnie BassLuxury Box
Jul 9, 2013, 12:32 PM

I know some of you guys might not have the balls to say but I do like the guy though I like it better when I can make fun of him, maybe that's why I like the guy because it makes it so easy to tear on him and he don't give a ****.

I would get drunken under the table by him any day of the week. I bet that would be a blast.

padre31padre31Luxury Box
Jul 9, 2013, 01:02 PM

"Ronnie Bass wrote:

I know some of you guys might not have the balls to say but I do like the guy though I like it better when I can make fun of him, maybe that's why I like the guy because it makes it so easy to tear on him and he don't give a ****.

I would get drunken under the table by him any day of the week. I bet that would be a blast.

If he was not the Jest coach, i'd like him more.

I think he is a bit of a buffoon, but not unlikable.

finyank13finyank13New Member
Jul 9, 2013, 02:53 PM

“If you told me A-Rod flew on a spaceship from Mars to here, I wouldn't be surprised."--thephins.com poster Ray Finkle on A-Rod

PaganPaganForum Veteran
Jul 9, 2013, 03:13 PM

"finyank13 wrote:

I always knew Pagan and ole Rexy were brothers from another mother!!! :up:

http://deadspin.com/5978065/rex-ryan-wrecked-his-red-mustang-after-running-a-stoplight-in-pennsylvania-last-week-according-to-police

Except I can drive. :p

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

finyank13finyank13New Member
Jul 9, 2013, 03:29 PM

how is that Hyundai treating ya? Serious question...you like it?

“If you told me A-Rod flew on a spaceship from Mars to here, I wouldn't be surprised."--thephins.com poster Ray Finkle on A-Rod

PaganPaganForum Veteran
Jul 9, 2013, 04:22 PM

"finyank13 wrote:

how is that Hyundai treating ya? Serious question...you like it?

It's a great car. Unfortunately in the shop at the moment due to foot slipping off the brake in stop & go traffic. Argh.

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

Alex44Alex44New Member
Jul 9, 2013, 05:09 PM

"padre31 wrote:

If he was not the Jest coach, i'd like him more.

I think he is a bit of a buffoon, but not unlikable.

He's tolerable BECAUSE he is a buffoon. He's the guy you point at laugh at because no matter what he does....he's incompetent with it and it brings us amusement.

He is basically everything wrong with our country all wrapped into one small (big) (butter)ball of a man.

I'm actually kind of surprised the Jets let him do it. Then again I guess it isn't a loss to them if he is injured and cant coach.

On the draft Quentin Rollins bandwagon.

FiresoleFiresoleNew Member
Jul 9, 2013, 05:44 PM

"Pagan wrote:

It's a great car. Unfortunately in the shop at the moment due to foot slipping off the brake in stop & go traffic. Argh.

That is understandable considering your choice of footwear.

(LOL I still remember that pic you posted at FH of you dressed as the Demon.....wicker baskets and all)

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PaganPaganForum Veteran
Jul 10, 2013, 09:06 AM

"Firesole wrote:

That is understandable considering your choice of footwear.

(LOL I still remember that pic you posted at FH of you dressed as the Demon.....wicker baskets and all)

LOL...I actually drove my Stang in that costume to a Halloween car show. :p

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

MikeHonchoMikeHonchoSupporter
Jul 10, 2013, 09:15 AM

"Pagan wrote:

LOL...I actually drove my Stang in that costume to a Halloween car show. :p

That costume is really distracting from the car. No worries, I still finished.

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Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

ForgotMahArrowsForgotMahArrowsNew Member
Jul 15, 2013, 03:14 PM

I agree with padre31. There was a thread one of you guys made before here about how it'd be better for us if Rex was our coach instead of Sparano (circa 2009-2010), and I think I would agree then with that.

Look, with Rex, when he first came into the scene as Jests HC, yeah, he tended to really fit the criteria of "nemesis", considering things like the trash talk with Crowder and the unfortunate flipping-off incident, but ever since then, he's kinda softened towards the Dolphins, from what I could tell anyway. He praises the Miami defense a lot in the press, and recognizes the Dolphins have been successful against his team more often than not, etc.

No better show of appreciation for his improved behavior than more last October-esque blowouts of his team...

Jul 15, 2013, 04:15 PM

"xphinfanx wrote:

Looks as if he is having a bit of difficulty topping the fence.

Whats funny is taht he is dumb enough to stop and look back at the bull as he is climbing the fence.
Moron should have gotten a Darwin award. What a shame.

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:

It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

Ohio FanaticOhio FanaticSupporter
Jul 15, 2013, 08:21 PM

"Pagan wrote:

LOL...I actually drove my Stang in that costume to a Halloween car show. :p

Is that you Pagan? What a great pic.

testing

PaganPaganForum Veteran
Jul 16, 2013, 09:00 AM

"Ohio Fanatic wrote:

Is that you Pagan? What a great pic.

Yup, that's me. Trying to sell that costume to someone in a KISS trib band now.

Not the best pic though. 2010 the wife and I went to Disneyworld for the Halloween party at the Magic Kingdom. I clomped around in that outfit and basically took the place over. Can't even begin to tell you how many people took pictures with me, including workers there who broke character, something they're not supposed to do. This resulted in the best pic ever taken of "Gene Simmons." I don't care if you like Disney or not, getting Mickey and Minnie to throw up the metal horns is nothing short of epic. :p

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

ToddPhinToddPhinLuxury Box
Jul 17, 2013, 03:37 AM

LOL at the comment: "pictured: the only time in Ryan's life a Sanchez helps him out". :chuckle: