Unluckyluciano. The Lounge Lizard Legend who roared onto the scene and has captured the heart's, mind's and libido's of every poster in his wake. But who is he really? The man commonly, and mistakenly known as "Lucky," is a tough nut to crack. His macho exterior is matched by none other than a gooey, sticky, soft interior that he desperately tries to cover up.
But this reported was able to bust that nut and bite through the hard candied shell to get to those neugety nuggets of tenderness and wisdom. And with that, I present to you:
AN EVENING WITH UNLUCKYLUCIANO
What is your take on the recent housing market slump and how would you
fix it?
My take on the housing market is that the slumpicity rate is
overlapping the current non slumpicity rate. In order to counteract
this we must employ what I like to call luckynomics, that is we must
take over a country and make them buy our houses........
Since people have a hard time grasping that Dolphins fans exist
outside of Miami, how do you cope living with Cowboy fans on a daily
basis?
I drink copious amounts of alcohol and frequently attend aa meetings.
If you could be any other poster from thephins.com for a day, who
would it be and why?
Celtkin, so I could ban myself.
What is the best kind of juice?
steroids then oj simpson
If the Dolphins folded tomorrow, which team would you root for in the
NFL?
the seattle seahawks, their jerseys would highlight my eyes..........i
mean........... I like football.........
Who is the greatest actor of all time?
the guy who played godzilla in the rubber suit....
Glass of wine, shot of hard liquor or a beer?
what do wine coolers count as?
Favorite Summer Olympic sport?
the luge.....................man are those guys always pissed after
they take off.......(editor's note, the Luge is a WINTER sport...but whatever)
Least favorite Winter Olympic sport?
the one with the brooms, it reminds me of work.
and finally, favorite color?
griddles rainbow pink
Actually one last quesiton, besides thephins.com, what is the website
you visit the most?
www.spandexhouse.com
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
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Dare I ask how this evening ended?
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Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?
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You didnt use that ball-gag I sold you? Dude, THATS what its for ...
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How did I know my name would be mentioned once in this evening... :pity:
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You guys really are gay for each other.
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Hey now... lucky and Sam are not..............
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Sorry, i forgot its still a secret. :shifty:
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says the guy who has the hots for section.....
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:blushing: but hes such a cute lil tuna fish...
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Lucky when is the wedding.
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If a picture exists of Lucky not drinking heavily in a sundress, I haven't seen it.Frumundah Finnatic, His'nBeatYour'n, Colorado Dolfan and 1 other person like this.
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That's probably because this is the only one you look at. Broaden your horizons you perv.:pity:unluckyluciano, Colorado Dolfan and like2god like this.
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Make me
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for the last ****ing time stop posting our honeymoon photos you bastard. :cry:HardKoreXXX likes this.
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This is the last one I promise. Besides this is the only usable pic I have left, all the other ones are stuck together :shifty:GridIronKing34 and unluckyluciano like this.
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I feel like I clicked on PatriotPlanet.***
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yeah I bet you were reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal disappointed about that......Samphin and opfinistic like this.
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Love the tags for this thread:
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+1 for spelling thesaurus correctly
-20 for using spell check to do it.Samphin, Colorado Dolfan and HardKoreXXX like this. -
-100 for thinking it was followed by the word Rex.
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-100 if that was directed towards me
+1000 if it was directed towards someone else.opfinistic likes this. -
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-1,000,000,000 because you suck.
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I win?
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still not as fun as l2gs 27th birthday party.
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I know, you were the first one to fall asleep and we got you good.
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