Sammie sammie sammie..just :no:

Think rum is not your friend Sammie.

Funny thing is, all the Cajuns I've met..straight Whiskey drinkers.

 

Stop using rum, you beetch. You can't handle rum, clearly.

You could probably eat a ****ing caterpillar soaked in mezcal with a gin chaser, but rum is no bueno for you.

I hope we win despite your gut. I mean stomach.

p.s. I will treat you nicer when you predict a win. Go work on your dancing.

Also, thank you.

 

That's what I said. No rum.

Also, Sam seems to be cultivating a Lennie from Motorhead mustahce jaw thing:

 

Hmm..not to sure about that Brother, Sammie is working on a BCup not sure Lemmy can say that..of course he snorted a small village in Colombia regularly, but still.

 

:lol:


Luv it. You sure there wasn't gas in that incantation concoction?

Fins win by 35... hehe

 

If the Fins win by 35 we will become Superbowl favorites.

 

Only if you are planning on having sex with him.

 

I thought it was gay for him to say having sex with Sam is on his bucket list, but not necessarily gay to get drunk with Sam and have sex 'just happen' without having said it would.

 

Damn it! Stop smelling it right before you drink it!

 

Classic Sazerac: for a Fuzzy Face, drop the sugar cube for a dash of Peach Schnapps

INGREDIENTS
1 sugar cube
1 1/2 ounces rye or American whiskey
2 dashes of Peychaud’s Bitters
Dash of angostura bitters
Dash of absinthe (can substitute Herbsaint, Pernod, or Ricard)
Twist of lemon peel
INSTRUCTIONS
Fill an Old Fashioned glass with ice. Put the sugar cube in a second Old Fashioned glass with just enough water to moisten it; then crush the cube.
Add the rye, the two bitters, and a few cubes of ice, and stir. Discard the ice from the first glass, and pour in the absinthe.
Turn the glass to coat the sides with the absinthe; then pour out the excess. Strain the rye mixture into the absinthe-coated glass. Twist and squeeze a lemon peel over the glass. Rub the rim of the glass with the peel, discarding it when finished.

Plus: Nice ****, man!

 

DUDE....WTF.....and nooooo it cant be just ANYYYYYY RUM. NOPE. Its gotsta be 151 Rumareyououtofyour****inmind?

Seriously....I dont know why...but I freakin laughed myASSSSSSSSSSSSS off when you gagged on that.....fell out of my chair kind of laughing.

Fist Bumps......EPIC!

 

yes. Wait... I've gotten drunk with Sam...

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So we shouldn't make a .gif of you showing us your bewbs?

 

Yeah don't do that, and you're better off exhaling before imbibing or the air in you will push the drink back out..inhale as you shoot it..don't ask me how I know this...:shifty:

 

End of the season, we could have an EPIC Sammie thread of those from each week.

Sammie Dance/Bird Outfit/Bewbs so far

 

Damnit.

 

See...

Heres where Im beginning to wonder. So far...none has come out his nose. I think we are still in the gray area of win or loss if it doesnt come out his nose.

 

ESPN and CBS apparently can't hold their rum either.

Entire panels at both have picked the Saints.

 

so it is........

 

What if it is spontaneous?

 

then aqua4ever will make a thread about it.

 

Another earthquake eh? :shifty:

 

That got ugly quick...Unlike last weeks video, i don't think i can save this one and take all the credit for it :shifty:
Were ****ed.

 

Oh, I know. The background music, it was New Orleans themed. Sooooo therefore New Orleans loses?

No? Damn, well I tried.

 

hahaha at the shaking of your head before you even took it......hahahaha

 

The lad lacked the proper frame of mind to do what he had to do...:lol:

 

I wish we could have a guest appearance from this forum each week to drink what Samphin makes.
I volunteer my services for any week this this season. Just someone comp my airfare.:shifty:

 

Sam goes to 2-2 .