Samphin Presents...Predictably Drunk: 2013 Miami Dolphins Predictions Preview

Where did you get that flag!?!

This should last till week 3 or so.

Reminds me eerily of a certain person who is in WVa and cruising the middle schools for dates.

Just sayin'

:shifty:

i like the screen play in that preview, about the rest...who gives a damn about how much you can drink :couch:

"Alex13 wrote:

i like the screen play in that preview, about the rest...who gives a damn about how much you can drink :couch:

It's a badge of dolfan honor to pound down copious amounts of booze..sort of like gorilla's beating their chests or jets fans flexing of owning the bottom of the IQ test bell curve.

You should do a drunk history type thing and recap the games after you are drinking

The bottom of the curve?

Where did you get that flag?!?!?!

:lol: That was awesome

You are Tigerclaw Films' biggest star!

This. Is. Awesome.

You should have scantly clad women next time....

This reminds me of this.........

.................................................. ....................."I'm totally gonna puke".................................................. .....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KAWSeZj4nxs

"finyank13 wrote:

This. Is. Awesome.

You should have scantly clad women next time....

He would be he used the "I'm a director" bit way to much to pick up women prior to getting married.

My only question is do you do your best work when inebriated?

"PhinsRock wrote:

My only question is do you do your best work when inebriated?

Probably, I am like that too.....Dead sober, I hate small talk, wont engage much...

I drink a few, I will engage you in any conversation and from what I am told make people laugh continuously...

"PhinsRock wrote:

My only question is do you do your best work when inebriated?

That has to be a rhetorical question.

Lol..Samphin with a teaser

Dig the get smart production value..

How does the format work, we get a recipe and drunk ass prediction?

Scantily clad women...I think I can make that happen.

As for the flag, I found it at a store called Sports Fever. They have all kinds of weird and oddball sports crap like that. Not sure of they are a national chain or not, but they have a ton of Dolphins stuff for fans like me who are on the other coast.

As for the format, the drinking is relatively tame this year with regards to quantity. The strength of the drinks, however...yowza. Anyway, I'm planning on posting this weekly once the regular season gets started and pretty much exclusively here.

See? Who says I don't do anything for the site anymore? I am pickling my liver FOR YOU. And if all works out...I may have a few surprises lined up throughout the season. :shifty:

"Samphin wrote:

Scantily clad women...I think I can make that happen.

As for the flag, I found it at a store called Sports Fever. They have all kinds of weird and oddball sports crap like that. Not sure of they are a national chain or not, but they have a ton of Dolphins stuff for fans like me who are on the other coast.

As for the format, the drinking is relatively tame this year with regards to quantity. The strength of the drinks, however...yowza. Anyway, I'm planning on posting this weekly once the regular season gets started and pretty much exclusively here.

See? Who says I don't do anything for the site anymore? I am pickling my liver FOR YOU. And if all works out...I may have a few surprises lined up throughout the season. :shifty:

Awesome, finally someone gets un-lazy and posts something worth a **** around here.

"Samphin wrote:

Scantily clad women...I think I can make that happen.

As for the flag, I found it at a store called Sports Fever. They have all kinds of weird and oddball sports crap like that. Not sure of they are a national chain or not, but they have a ton of Dolphins stuff for fans like me who are on the other coast.

As for the format, the drinking is relatively tame this year with regards to quantity. The strength of the drinks, however...yowza. Anyway, I'm planning on posting this weekly once the regular season gets started and pretty much exclusively here.

See? Who says I don't do anything for the site anymore? I am pickling my liver FOR YOU. And if all works out...I may have a few surprises lined up throughout the season. :shifty:

Riveting adult drama, look forward to it, kinda reminds me if the new Comedy Central show "drunk history" except you'll be splaining sports.

"djphinfan wrote:

Lol..Samphin with a teaser

Dig the get smart production value..

How does the format work, we get a recipe and drunk ass prediction?

More or less. The plan is to talk about the opponent, maybe touch on any developments from the week before, then drink a drink that is local to the opponent (Cleveland, New England, etc.). If I can stomach it, then we win. If I can't...we lose. I figure that people always tell you to trust your gut...so why not do exactly that?

For the home games against the AFC East, I will be doing Miami based drinks...so drinking heroin mixed with Cuban swear words, or something.

"Samphin wrote:

More or less. The plan is to talk about the opponent, maybe touch on any developments from the week before, then drink a drink that is local to the opponent (Cleveland, New England, etc.). If I can stomach it, then we win. If I can't...we lose. I figure that people always tell you to trust your gut...so why not do exactly that?

For the home games against the AFC East, I will be doing Miami based drinks...so drinking heroin mixed with Cuban swear words, or something.

Section should shave his guito chest hair, ash some of his cigar and mix it with Tim Duncans tears and you take a shot of it.

Went and found sportsfevercal.com ...

the flag is not there :(

Anlgp,

Not sure. I found it in store. If I come across another one, I may swoop it and raffle it off during one of the webisodes. :shifty:

"Samphin wrote:

Anlgp,

Not sure. I found it in store. If I come across another one, I may swoop it and raffle it off during one of the webisodes. :shifty:

I wonder when they will be sent out to the rest of the nation