Samphin Presents...Predictably Drunk: Week Nine vs. Cincinnati

I think you are jinxing us.

An unexpected bonus of these videos is that we can see you packing on the winter weight in almost real time. There has to be a good 25lbs difference between the preview video and this one.

"Fin D wrote:

An unexpected bonus of these videos is that we can see you packing on the winter weight in almost real time. There has to be a good 25lbs difference between the preview video and this one.

I think it's more the 4-game losing streak. Takes a toll.

"Fin D wrote:

An unexpected bonus of these videos is that we can see you packing on the winter weight in almost real time. There has to be a good 25lbs difference between the preview video and this one.

Thank you for speaking up. Those extra pounds have been taking a toll on my back

I can think of few things more awesome than Batman, beer, and a Dolphins win.

"Fin D wrote:

An unexpected bonus of these videos is that we can see you packing on the winter weight in almost real time. There has to be a good 25lbs difference between the preview video and this one.

You actually couldn't be further from the truth. Since the videos started, I am actually down about 10 pounds. I blame my camera person for being shorter than me and thus, filming at bad angles. Nonetheless, dad weight is a real thing, as you can see.

Also, quit inspecting my body so intently, pervert. I'm quite positive I could still run circles around about 90% of the sweat hogs that meander around on these boards,
you included.

"Samphin wrote:

You actually couldn't be further from the truth. Since the videos started, I am actually down about 10 pounds. I blame my camera person for being shorter than me and thus, filming at bad angles. Nonetheless, dad weight is a real thing, as you can see.

Also, quit inspecting my body so intently, pervert. I'm quite positive I could still run circles around about 90% of the sweat hogs that meander around on these boards,
you included.

My bad. I apologize.

Quick question.......did you get winded typing that?

"Fin D wrote:

My bad. I apologize.

Quick question.......did you get winded typing that?

I'm surprised you could respond while your face is buried into the crotch of the family pig.

"Samphin wrote:

I'm surprised you could respond while your face is buried into the crotch of the family pig.

Green is not your color.

YAY SAM!!!

You have done what the entire Dolphins coaching staff could NOT!

You actually adjusted your approach to make it easier for us to WIN this week! Thanks!

(And I think you should pack on MORE weight. You look so skinny. Doesn't yiayia feed you?)

"Fin D wrote:

My bad. I apologize.

Quick question.......did you get winded typing that?

:lol:

"Samphin wrote:

You actually couldn't be further from the truth. Since the videos started, I am actually down about 10 pounds. I blame my camera person for being shorter than me and thus, filming at bad angles. Nonetheless, dad weight is a real thing, as you can see.

Also, quit inspecting my body so intently, pervert. I'm quite positive I could still run circles around about 90% of the sweat hogs that meander around on these boards,
you included.

I'd eat you alive Brother.

That said, dad weight happens mainly b/c you pretty much have to eat dinner etc, they eat, you eat

"Fin D wrote:

Green is not your color.

Says the guy drinking buckets of haterade.

"padre31 wrote:

I'd eat you alive Brother.

That said, dad weight happens mainly b/c you pretty much have to eat dinner etc, they eat, you eat

Hilarious on so many levels. I am not sure I disregard an opinion faster than this one, on anything.

just me or does Samphin look a little like Mike Pouncey?

It probbaly helps that he didn't get shot at by fake Aaron Hernandez

"Samphin wrote:

Hilarious on so many levels. I am not sure I disregard an opinion faster than this one, on anything.

Fair enough

Do know, not so much

49ers beer glass?

"RoninFin4 wrote:

49ers beer glass?

Was wondering if/when someone was going to pick up on that.

Easter egg for my S.F. Bay Area peeps.

"padre31 wrote:

Fair enough

Do know, not so much

Wha?

Jesus, Pads, just because I disregard it, doesn't mean I don't like your nonsense to make sense. :hi5:

Thanks to everyone for watching, it's been a fun little labor of love. Not too sure if I will continue doing these or not beyond this week. May trek on, may not. the holidays will make it harder to stay on schedule and without saying too much, other projects and comedic endeavors (i.e. Someone is paying me) will take precedent before too long.

If I can figure out how to schedule this in, I will. Otherwise, I will still be rooting and cussing out our team each week, just not on camera.

Can't leave on a winning streak, even if it's just the drinking part.

"Paul 13 wrote:

just me or does Samphin look a little like Mike Pouncey?

...

Off-camera:

"Samphin wrote:

Was wondering if/when someone was going to pick up on that.

Easter egg for my S.F. Bay Area peeps.

I like it. That's like driving the dagger in twice to the collective whole of Cincinnati. Bengals are 0-2 vs. the 49ers in the Super Bowl...one of those was in Joe Robbie Stadium. You may have unjinxed everything, re-jinxed it, but the positive Miami juju cancels it all out - you're not the curse Sam. You're not!