Samphin Presents...Predictably Drunk: Week One @ Cleveland

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SamphinSamphinNew MemberOP
Sep 1, 2013, 10:17 AM

Week One is right around the corner. Will Miami prevail in Cleveland? Or will they continue to flounder at The Mistake By The Lake?

Find out here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X96xv063ffk

Alex13Alex13subscriber
Sep 1, 2013, 10:22 AM

man you better keep that in, because we need to ****ing win....lalaalalalalalala

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Sep 1, 2013, 10:53 AM

Gold man. Glad Chloe got some recognition as casting director in your first one.

What was that amazing contraption you used to open the beer bottle?! Also where can I find this "dinko" game board?!?!!

Colorado DolfanColorado DolfanNew Member
Sep 1, 2013, 10:58 AM

"SICK wrote:

Gold man. Glad Chloe got some recognition as casting director in your first one.

What was that amazing contraption you used to open the beer bottle?! Also where can I find this "dinko" game board?!?!!

*drinko

:shifty:

Get dirty, get bloody, get sweaty...

...get happy.

-Cam Wake

byroanbyroanadmin
Sep 1, 2013, 11:24 AM

"SICK wrote:

Gold man. Glad Chloe got some recognition as casting director in your first one.

What was that amazing contraption you used to open the beer bottle?! Also where can I find this "dinko" game board?!?!!

When in doubt, check Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Original-Bottle-Popper-Automatic/dp/B000KGVMEW

http://www.amazon.com/DRINKO-Shot-Game/dp/B000EOZOK8/

There's more bottle openers to choose from here.

http://www.whynotbe.com/index.html

I think I need a awesome bottle opener now.

inFINSibleinFINSibleforum_veteran
Sep 1, 2013, 11:32 AM

a bic lighter never fails to instantly pop a top and for a smoker, it's always handy. :up:

djphinfandjphinfansubscriber
Sep 1, 2013, 02:59 PM

Release the Kracken!!!

That drink almost didnt go down to well Sam..saw a little come up no?? Lol..maybe cause it was warm and not chilled..

This is gonna get better and better..

DePhinistr8DePhinistr8forum_veteran
Sep 1, 2013, 03:01 PM

That drink sounds...wretched..
I'd almost prefer the urban dictionary version.....almost...

MrCleanMrCleansubscriber
Sep 1, 2013, 03:29 PM

"SICK wrote:

Gold man. Glad Chloe got some recognition as casting director in your first one.

What was that amazing contraption you used to open the beer bottle?! Also where can I find this "dinko" game board?!?!!

Who needs a bottle opener? Use the edge of a counter top. Or if you are real bad ass like former baseball player Joe Charboneau, you could also use your eye socket.

“... I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

54Fins54Finsforum_veteran
Sep 1, 2013, 03:40 PM

F'n awesome.:lol:

Think I'm officially ready for the game next week.

Thanks for that....

Dolfan984Dolfan984forum_veteran
Sep 1, 2013, 05:29 PM

I miss watching games with you Sam lmao

Ricky Williams - "I will always be a Dolphin."

djphinfandjphinfansubscriber
Sep 1, 2013, 05:47 PM

"Dolfan984 wrote:

I miss watching games with you Sam lmao

" I miss your musk"

btfu149btfu149forum_veteran
Sep 1, 2013, 06:01 PM

You are what every fan should strive to become

7272 DolphinsNew Member
Sep 1, 2013, 06:42 PM

You better have another Cleveland Steamer just to make sure we got this one. I'll go get my life savings and if you keep the next one down, we'll double down on Miami (PK).

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
Sep 1, 2013, 06:47 PM

I'm a little shocked Sam didn't thank his first post.

padre31padre31luxury_box
Sep 1, 2013, 07:12 PM

I'm far to sober to watch it.

maynardmaynardNew Member
Sep 1, 2013, 11:54 PM

Frank the Tank!

"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one." GRRM, ADWD

PhinFan1968PhinFan1968subscriber
Sep 1, 2013, 11:56 PM

"maynard wrote:

Frank the Tank!

"We're going STREAKING! In the Quad!!"

Brian Flores when asked about tanking: “Again, no we’re not (tanking). We’re going to try to win every game. I think that’s disrespectful to even say that.”

:rimshot:

Irish Phin FanIrish Phin FanNew Member
Sep 2, 2013, 09:09 AM

From a guy who lives in Cleveland (well suburb just south of) I thought this was awesome!!

Sep 2, 2013, 12:29 PM

"Whats a Cleveland?"
:lol:

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:

It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Sep 3, 2013, 10:20 PM

"KingMotion wrote:

So that's how you sound.

Yeah, but that's not how I look.

"72 Dolphins wrote:

You better have another Cleveland Steamer just to make sure we got this one. I'll go get my life savings and if you keep the next one down, we'll double down on Miami (PK).

I had another one, and lit it on fire...and burned the **** out of myself. Look for tht on the outtakes sometime later this year.

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
Sep 3, 2013, 10:38 PM

"Samphin wrote:

I had another one, and lit it on fire...and burned the **** out of myself. Look for tht on the outtakes sometime later this year.

Wait.....that WASN'T the outtakes?

SamphinSamphinNew Member
Sep 3, 2013, 10:55 PM

"Fin D wrote:

Wait.....that WASN'T the outtakes?

Noooooooo.

There was way worse takes than those. Way worse, way drunk and way uhm....worse.

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Sep 3, 2013, 10:58 PM

"Irish Phin Fan wrote:

From a guy who lives in Cleveland (well suburb just south of) I thought this was awesome!!

from a guy who doesn't live in Cleveland HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

ChrisKoChrisKoforum_veteran
Sep 4, 2013, 12:48 AM

U wot m8?

I'm lost (and I don't even have a bottle of Chopin or Chimay near me at all), but are you already loaded when you take the local shot? Because I would assume we go undefeated then, because you cannot be that much of a wuss. Your BMI would also indicate you should be able to handle your fair share, so is there a specific amount of beer/liquor that is consumed before the local shot? The rules, they are lost on me, please respond.

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