Samphin Presents...Predictably Drunk: Week One @ Cleveland
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Week One is right around the corner. Will Miami prevail in Cleveland? Or will they continue to flounder at The Mistake By The Lake?
Find out here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X96xv063ffk
man you better keep that in, because we need to ****ing win....lalaalalalalalala
Gold man. Glad Chloe got some recognition as casting director in your first one.
What was that amazing contraption you used to open the beer bottle?! Also where can I find this "dinko" game board?!?!!
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"SICK wrote:
Gold man. Glad Chloe got some recognition as casting director in your first one.
What was that amazing contraption you used to open the beer bottle?! Also where can I find this "dinko" game board?!?!!
*drinko
:shifty:
Get dirty, get bloody, get sweaty...
...get happy.
-Cam Wake
"SICK wrote:
Gold man. Glad Chloe got some recognition as casting director in your first one.
What was that amazing contraption you used to open the beer bottle?! Also where can I find this "dinko" game board?!?!!
When in doubt, check Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Original-Bottle-Popper-Automatic/dp/B000KGVMEW
http://www.amazon.com/DRINKO-Shot-Game/dp/B000EOZOK8/
There's more bottle openers to choose from here.
http://www.whynotbe.com/index.html
I think I need a awesome bottle opener now.
a bic lighter never fails to instantly pop a top and for a smoker, it's always handy. :up:


Release the Kracken!!!
That drink almost didnt go down to well Sam..saw a little come up no?? Lol..maybe cause it was warm and not chilled..
This is gonna get better and better..

That drink sounds...wretched..
I'd almost prefer the urban dictionary version.....almost...
"SICK wrote:
Gold man. Glad Chloe got some recognition as casting director in your first one.
What was that amazing contraption you used to open the beer bottle?! Also where can I find this "dinko" game board?!?!!
Who needs a bottle opener? Use the edge of a counter top. Or if you are real bad ass like former baseball player Joe Charboneau, you could also use your eye socket.
“... I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
F'n awesome.:lol:
Think I'm officially ready for the game next week.
Thanks for that....
I miss watching games with you Sam lmao

Ricky Williams - "I will always be a Dolphin."
"Dolfan984 wrote:
I miss watching games with you Sam lmao
" I miss your musk"

You better have another Cleveland Steamer just to make sure we got this one. I'll go get my life savings and if you keep the next one down, we'll double down on Miami (PK).
Frank the Tank!
"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one." GRRM, ADWD
"maynard wrote:
Frank the Tank!
"We're going STREAKING! In the Quad!!"
Brian Flores when asked about tanking: “Again, no we’re not (tanking). We’re going to try to win every game. I think that’s disrespectful to even say that.”
:rimshot:
From a guy who lives in Cleveland (well suburb just south of) I thought this was awesome!!
"Whats a Cleveland?"
:lol:

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:
It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.
"KingMotion wrote:
So that's how you sound.
Yeah, but that's not how I look.
"72 Dolphins wrote:
You better have another Cleveland Steamer just to make sure we got this one. I'll go get my life savings and if you keep the next one down, we'll double down on Miami (PK).
I had another one, and lit it on fire...and burned the **** out of myself. Look for tht on the outtakes sometime later this year.
"Samphin wrote:
I had another one, and lit it on fire...and burned the **** out of myself. Look for tht on the outtakes sometime later this year.
Wait.....that WASN'T the outtakes?
"Fin D wrote:
Wait.....that WASN'T the outtakes?
Noooooooo.
There was way worse takes than those. Way worse, way drunk and way uhm....worse.
"Irish Phin Fan wrote:
From a guy who lives in Cleveland (well suburb just south of) I thought this was awesome!!
from a guy who doesn't live in Cleveland HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs. 

Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
U wot m8?
I'm lost (and I don't even have a bottle of Chopin or Chimay near me at all), but are you already loaded when you take the local shot? Because I would assume we go undefeated then, because you cannot be that much of a wuss. Your BMI would also indicate you should be able to handle your fair share, so is there a specific amount of beer/liquor that is consumed before the local shot? The rules, they are lost on me, please respond.
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