Samphin Presents...Predictably Drunk: Week Three vs. Atlanta
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SamphinNew MemberOPThe Dolphins (and my stomach) are undefeated and feeling strong. Will they positive mojo keep going? Can Miami clip the Falcons' wings? Or will the dirty birds fly high? Check out the video and find out!
http://youtu.be/BzkoVo3Ge-U
DePhinistr8forum_veteranMan .... fck ... I had a feeling that one was not going to stay down.
Dol-Fan Dupreeforum_veteranNOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Holland is a huge upgrade over McCain
I want to be alive, I am alive! Alive, I tell you! Mother, I love you, those are no longer just words. I want to hold you, I want to run in a stream, I want to taste ice cream but not just put it in my mouth and let it slide down my throat but really eat it. - Robot Morty
ok, the lame bird wings and mask... Made me LMAO. Nice job.
xphinfanxforum_veteranWardrobe looks very uncomfortable.
Don't give up on it just yet.
That's why they play the games!:yes:
djphinfansubscriberI think I can smell you..I felt like I was inside you in the opening shot.
Tone_EsubscriberI don't even want to know what you are going to have to drink when we play Buffalo. I don't envy you.
maynardNew MemberHoly crap that looked disgusting, lol.
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Limboforum_veteranThat is one vile concoction.
DePhinistr8forum_veteranI think we win based solely on the fact you had the stones to try that drink
Alex13subscriberfirst of all, after 2 weeks and watching the games, Gonzales is a shell of his former self, good for a 3rd down conversion but nowhere near capable of doing one of those cameron or fleener plays, also why didn´t you took of that ugly mask of your face before you drink that one, you didn´t put on a horse on your face in week 2....
unluckylucianoNew Memberwell, I can tell you who won't be this years mvp for us.
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs. 
Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
Your liver just got one wrong.
Bpkluxury_boxBoo.
I hate your ****ing stomach.
Nice vid though and thanks for drinking rotten **** for us.
If we win anyways, what does it mean?
Bpkluxury_boxI figured it out!
You know how a lot of pundits who are picking us to beat the Falcons are considering home field advantage, right? Well that's the key! Sam shouldn;t be drinking a Georgia drink when we are playing at HOME. That's our home field advantage! Sam should have Miami/Florida drinks when we have home games!
So it doesn't matter that you puked up that ****ty Georgia peach you ****ing fairy. Now go make us another ****ing video. NOW.
(thanks, btw.)
DePhinistr8forum_veteran"Bpk wrote:
I figured it out!
You know how a lot of pundits who are picking us to beat the Falcons are considering home field advantage, right? Well that's the key! Sam shouldn;t be drinking a Georgia drink when we are playing at HOME. That's our home field advantage! Sam should have Miami/Florida drinks when we have home games!
So it doesn't matter that you puked up that ****ty Georgia peach you ****ing fairy. Now go make us another ****ing video. NOW.
(thanks, btw.)
effing BRILLIANT
Fin Dforum_veteran"Bpk wrote:
I figured it out!
You know how a lot of pundits who are picking us to beat the Falcons are considering home field advantage, right? Well that's the key! Sam shouldn;t be drinking a Georgia drink when we are playing at HOME. That's our home field advantage! Sam should have Miami/Florida drinks when we have home games!
So it doesn't matter that you puked up that ****ty Georgia peach you ****ing fairy. Now go make us another ****ing video. NOW.
(thanks, btw.)
djphinfansubscriberWeatherspoon is out Sam..
I think we need a week three part two, just to make sure you can't get it down.
Bpkluxury_boxBtw, in Miami people don't drink, they do cocaine.
So yeah. Hook that Miami home-game episode up for us, scarface.
vt_dolfansubscriberWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...
couldnt go with something like "Georgia on My Mind".....noooooo had to go.....Georgia "Rotten" peach....ROTTEN...ROTTEN....the NAME SAYS ROTTEN.
OK...quick..how do we somehow reverse this.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......OK...
Georgia vs Florida....Worlds Largest Cocktail Party....
Ya gotta reverse this damn curse with something like Swamp Water....dude...we cannnnoooot go down like this SAM. YOU GOTTA DO IT. YOU GOTTA DRINK MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning"
Pele
SamphinNew Member"Bpk wrote:
I figured it out!
You know how a lot of pundits who are picking us to beat the Falcons are considering home field advantage, right? Well that's the key! Sam shouldn;t be drinking a Georgia drink when we are playing at HOME. That's our home field advantage! Sam should have Miami/Florida drinks when we have home games!
So it doesn't matter that you puked up that ****ty Georgia peach you ****ing fairy. Now go make us another ****ing video. NOW.
(thanks, btw.)
I actually have accounted for that. The home games against AFC East opponents are Miami based/themed drinks. All others are opponent based. Sorry guys, that's just the way the drink goes down.
I would love to be wrong on this. I ALMOST got this down...then I smelled the rum and it was curtains.
GARDENHEADsubscriberBest video yet, despite the loss.
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Bpkluxury_box"Samphin wrote:
I actually have accounted for that. The home games against AFC East opponents are Miami based/themed drinks. All others are opponent based. Sorry guys, that's just the way the drink goes down.
I would love to be wrong on this. I ALMOST got this down...then I smelled the rum and it was curtains.
I once funnelled a beer spiked with 151 proof rum. My firends didn't warn me the rum was in there.
Got the beer down fine... then the fumey badness of that rum rot got to my olfactory factory and I blasted it back out into the nearest garbage bin.
Yum. Rum is a bastard.
Bpkluxury_boxIs it weird that I am now less excited about this game? That I believe in the Boozy Oracle?And, Sam, I still don;t think you're accounting for homefield advantage in THIS game. Unless you drink that GEORGIA **** while sitting in a hotel room IN Miami... or drink a Miami drink.
Seriously. What gives.
It's like YOU WANT US TO LOOOOSE!!!!!!
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