Samphin Presents...Predictably Drunk: Week Two @ Indianapolis
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SamphinNew MemberOPAfter successfully predicting week one against Cleveland, I think it is safe to say that this method is full proof. Check out week two and find out if Miami remains undefeated, or if we fall to 1-1. Also, bear witness to the worst Elvis impression ever! Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnRKdFjLRro
DePhinistr8forum_veteranDo you smell clown shoes often?
If we go 2-0, I think we'll have to start a collection for your inevitable liver transplant.
Rocky RaccoonmoderatorYou've exceeded my wild expectations of this lasting past the first game. Kudos!
Tin Indianforum_veteranNot sure, but if it smells like Clown Shoes it's probably not potable.
Funny stuff. If you run out of Jager let me know. My buddy is the rep!
Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys.
Dol-Fan Dupreeforum_veteranHow did you keep that down?
Holland is a huge upgrade over McCain
I want to be alive, I am alive! Alive, I tell you! Mother, I love you, those are no longer just words. I want to hold you, I want to run in a stream, I want to taste ice cream but not just put it in my mouth and let it slide down my throat but really eat it. - Robot Morty
GARDENHEADsubscriberJager and Gin!?!?!?
Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country. Sure, it may eventually get you where you want to go, but it’s messy and unpleasant and uncomfortable, it stinks, the entire time you’ll be wishing you weren’t there, and not everybody along for the ride is going to make it to the end. - Quote stolen from Deadspin
SamphinNew Member"Dol-Fan Dupree wrote:
How did you keep that down?
Because we are winning!
xphinfanxforum_veteranLove your weekly drink report keep em up.
That's why they play the games!:yes:
GridIronKing34forum_veteranSpecial effects are lacking. Needs more explosions.
DOLPHAN1luxury_boxI think I trust your impeccable methods more than the media pundits, who refuse to even admit being wrong let alone report that the Phins won! lol keep up the good work.
"Aqua4Ever04 wrote:
If the Dolphins record is reflective of your drinking abilities, I like our chances.
:lol:
jpep13subscriberCool!!! Looks like 2-0 and heading into our Home opener
maynardNew Member
Oh God that was awesome. I had a simultaneous laugh out loud and face palm :lol:
"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one." GRRM, ADWD
gunn34New MemberIf we keep winning, I'll have to start a collection to restock your bar.
Colorado DolfanNew MemberWorst.Elvis.Ever
Get dirty, get bloody, get sweaty...
...get happy.
-Cam Wake
PhinFan1968subscriber"Aqua4Ever04 wrote:
The bit about Vontae was great. I hate him and hope Wallace torches him.
Killin' it Sam...Killin' it...good s***!
I agree A4E04...if Cleveland knows him as well as they do and gotta double him up every play, let's see VD try to take him on the island...could be a fat day for Wallace.
Brian Flores when asked about tanking: “Again, no we’re not (tanking). We’re going to try to win every game. I think that’s disrespectful to even say that.”
:rimshot:
Samphin, our version of the Patriots Fitzy.
Samphin blows him away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNIl2uCPwWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4bpHsNnBFU
SamphinNew Member"Alex13 wrote:
Audacity of Huge, i love that song
Yeah, those guys are amazing. I used a song called Ambulance by them for week 1. Saw them a few times at clubs in San Francisco. Good times.
anlgpNew MemberNice duff beer!
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
padre31luxury_box-Why is there a female hygiene commercial at the beginning of the video?
-Colt 45..every time
-I bet you know every bartender within a 5 block area of your house.
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SamphinNew Member"padre31 wrote:
-Why is there a female hygiene commercial at the beginning of the video?
-Colt 45..every time
-I bet you know every bartender within a 5 block area of your house.
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I believe those commercials are specific to the viewer, Padre. I think that explains that one. :hi5:
BevoPhinforum_veteranI was entertained, particularly by the colt 45 reaction. How did you get a sober Danny McBride to narrate?
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