Save Water...Barbecue Your Poop
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Save Water by Barbecuing Your Poop...
Looking to save water? Say hello to the EcoJohn, a toilet that uses no water. Instead, after you do what you do, you "close the lid and a large, screw-like auger turns and carries the waste to the burn chamber where the propane burner then bakes urine, feces and paper into ashes." Wow, that's horrifying! This thing isn't even classified as a toilet. It's classified as a barbecue. If you're looking for a sure-fire way to ruin your family's summer cookout plans, I think you just found it.

I eat Taco Bell once a weak... my **** always burns
"Making people on the Internet feel better about their own lives since 2004"
What about all the smoke in your house that would suck. The people that cam up with this are as dumb as poop.
"HardKoreXXX wrote:
I eat Taco Bell once a weak... my **** always burns
O so all the sudden you thik your **** is on fire
Wasn't it also a municipality in California that is actually selling biofuel produced from sewage? If they can invent a toilet that can do that, then the whole concept is self-sustaining.
The ashes should also make good fertilizer.
ירושלים, בירת עמי
I put diamonds in my food for two reasons:
1) Its the most baller **** you can possibly do
2) It makes my dookie twinkle
"Making people on the Internet feel better about their own lives since 2004"
Why does the diagram show a water tank? thought it used no water.

Thanks Gish
"calphin wrote:
Why does the diagram show a water tank? thought it used no water.
not sure, got that pic from a different site so it may have been an older design. There are several different models apparently.

"In_Flames wrote:
not sure, got that pic from a different site so it may have been an older design. There are several different models apparently.
Maybe it's in case of a fire!!!:wink2::lol:

Thanks Gish
"enforcerfin33 wrote:
That would def. be good incentive to NOT leave the seat up.
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
"enforcerfin33 wrote:
That is a house fire waiting to happen.
Reintroducing the outhouse should solve that. It's more of a problem with apartments but there should be a way to design around that.
This also eliminates the need to invest in infrastructure, mains, pipes, and treatment plants. It also means fewer problems with leaks, etc.
ירושלים, בירת עמי
"In_Flames wrote:
Dont want to know what happens when you get an ERROR

"enforcerfin33 wrote:
That is a house fire waiting to happen.
Yup that is what I am thinking
If ya do em right, they will look like johnsonville brats!!! mmmmmmmmmm tasty!!

Thanks Gish
"dolfan32323 wrote:
Corn? I didn't have any corn!
Well now in your new handy dandy propane powered toliet, your corn becomes......popcorn! Oh yeh eat it twice! MMMMMMM good.


"enforcerfin33 wrote:
Well now in your new handy dandy propane powered toliet, your corn becomes......popcorn! Oh yeh eat it twice! MMMMMMM good.
:no: :lol:
"Cuban Dave 9 wrote:
Smells like burnt hair in this thread
love that sig bro :lol:
"FinSane wrote:
love that sig bro :lol:
Yeah that's my ride to Joe Robbie Stadium (or Dolphin Stadium for the snobs). You should see what I can do with a scooter

Thank you Gish!
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