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  1. Mar 27, 2009 #1

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html


    Perhaps his Atty Sham Wow will be hired to mop up this mess for him?
     
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  2. Mar 27, 2009 #2

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    What do we tell the kids?
     
  3. Mar 27, 2009 #3

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

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    just do this

    "shamwow, apply directly to forehead". :shifty:

    two crappy commercials turned into one and man is it funny :lol:
     
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  4. Mar 27, 2009 #4

    Cosmic Social Disease

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    I bet he told her....







    ...wait for it...







    "You're gonna love my nuts."

    BOOM.
     
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    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    What do you tell the kids?

    "Always use Unlucky's name when you're arrested children"

    :lol:
     
  6. Mar 27, 2009 #6

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    And the blood stains came right up!
     
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  7. Mar 27, 2009 #7

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Celtkin <B>Webmaster</b> Luxury Box

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    I change the channel when he comes on. I can't stand the guy. :lol:
     
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  9. Mar 27, 2009 #9

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go? Weird usually you have to pay extra for that........
     
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    Celtkin <B>Webmaster</b> Luxury Box

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    Classic :hi5:
     
  11. Mar 27, 2009 #11

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well, he paid a grand and the found 940 of it, she was keeping that money..:lol:
     
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    Brown42000 Chillin

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    Brown42000 Chillin

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    LOL

     
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    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    No he didn't...:chuckle:
     
  15. Mar 27, 2009 #15

    Georgia Fin Fin For Life

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    Well now we know why he says they can't make this special offer all day long, he's too busy organizing a Fight Club with the skanky hookers of South Beach.
     
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    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    The biggest suprise for me is that he likes women....


    On another note, would you punch someone how has your tongue in their teeth? Seems like a good way to lose you tongue...
     
  17. Mar 27, 2009 #17

    Georgia Fin Fin For Life

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    Bet it was a donkey punch!!!!
     
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    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    well he's a german. and you know the germans are always good people.
     
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    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    I dont know about you but this story tells itself....BOOM.
     
  20. Mar 28, 2009 #20

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    i would have never guessed he was 44. he looks maybe 30 in his commercials. that mug shot shows his age.
     
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    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    I thought the same thing.

    Hair and makeup.
     
  22. Mar 28, 2009 #22

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Thee...Ohio State University

    She isnt worth more than $300...
     
  23. Mar 29, 2009 #23

    Idahophin Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    She would have to pay me. :yes:
     
  24. Mar 29, 2009 #24

    Jt0323 Fins Up! Luxury Box

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    all i can say is...sham...WOW :chuckle:

    I bet the sham wow did a good job soaking up the blood! if so i may get one!
     
  25. Mar 29, 2009 #25

    PMZQ Banned

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    He is ? Damn......he must be from the Brunchs neighborhood of Neu Jork
     
  26. Mar 30, 2009 #26

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    ShamWow, Right in the kisser!

    Vince Shlomi, the enthusiastic TV pitchman best known for his omnipresent ShamWow ads, was arrested in Miami last month after getting into a violent fight with the prostitute he had picked up. I know: I’ve been waiting my whole life for this story, too.







    http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/03/the-shamwow-guy-beat-up-a-hooker/
     
  27. Mar 30, 2009 #27

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Im an idiot. Please merge this.
     
  28. Mar 30, 2009 #28

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    See waht happens when you don't vote for Opie? My *****es lay the beatdown on yo ***!
     
  29. Mar 30, 2009 #29

    Crappy Tipper AKA Hero13

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    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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  31. Mar 30, 2009 #31

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    "Look how great it soaks up Hooker blood, you followin' me camera guy?"
     
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    vmarcilfan75 blah...blah...blah... Club Member

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    i dont condone hitting women but im sorry i wouldve done the samething.

    SHAM-POW to the face!
     
  33. Mar 30, 2009 #33

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Actually, the arrest report says he was born in Israel.
     
  34. Mar 30, 2009 #34

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Come to think of it, I haven't seen Shlomioot post here recently...
     
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  35. Mar 30, 2009 #35

    PMZQ Banned

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    I knew he wasn't German. Even being from Israel, that accent.....it sounds so NYC !
     
  36. Mar 30, 2009 #36

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    i wonder if when he was talking to the hooker......she said "1000 dollars for sex" and sucked his finger......he looked over to the bartender and said

    "sheesh.....she practically sells herself"
     
  37. Mar 30, 2009 #37

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    "If you call NOW, I will kick your *** that much sooner.

    I guarantee it...you will say wow everytime."
     
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