SIDEKICK TOURNEY FIRST ROUND -- Literary/Mythical Region (top half, fixed)
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Tonto (1) 
Sidekick to: Lone Ranger
Advantages: Superb horseman and marksman.
Disadvantages: Iffy communication skills.
vs. Tinkerbell (16) 
Sidekick to: Peter Pan
Advantages: Flight. Magical powers connected with pixie dust.
Disadvantages: Continued existence depends on the belief of others.
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Willow Rosenberg (8) 
Sidekick to: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Advantages: Computer hacking. Spell-casting. Hot.
Disadvantages: Fear of frogs. Overdeveloped sense of empathy.
vs. Iolaus (9) 
Sidekick to: Hercules
Advantages: More-than-competent brawler and swordfighter. Legit mythological pedigree.
Disadvantages: Occasionally jealous of his mentor. In classical mythology, Hercules’s lover. Ick.
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Gabrielle (5) 
Sidekick to: Xena, Warrior Princess
Advantages: Proficient in both the staff and sais. Fallback career as bard. Hot.
Disadvantages: Ambivalent toward kicking ass – sometimes preferring the Way of Peace.
vs. Jiminy Cricket (12) 
Sidekick to: Pinocchio
Advantages: Wisdom. Serves as conscience for Pinocchio
Disadvantages: Started existence as a euphemism for profanity. A bit heavy-handed when it comes to education.
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Huckleberry Finn (4) 
Sidekick to: Tom Sawyer
Advantages: Adventurous. Became as famous as his pal -- perhaps moreso.
Disadvantages: Uncouth. Little use for authority.
vs. Festus Haggen (13) 
Sidekick to: Marshal Dillon (of “Gunsmoke”)
Advantages: Reliable. Keen sense of justice.
Disadvantages: Stubborn. Illiterate. Pronounced limp.
Mmmmm Gabrielle :hump:
If Jiminy Cricket beats Gabrielle, this board is dead to me.
Willow should clean up with this bracket. She skinned a guy alive. And she made out with other chicks.
"DevilFin13 wrote:
Willow should clean up with this bracket. She skinned a guy alive. And she made out with other chicks.
The Lesbianic (Lesbionic?) undertones of that show tormented my fragile adolescent psychie... in a good way :up:
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A Willow vs. Gabrielle semifinal would be epic. We'll see what happens.
"HardKoreXXX wrote:
The Lesbianic (Lesbionic?) undertones of that show tormented my fragile adolescent psychie... in a good way :up:
Same here. I was waiting anxiously for Buffy and Faith to explore a bit.
Jiminy Cricket beats Gabrielle? WTF is wrong with you people?!?
"DrAstroZoom wrote:
A Willow vs. Gabrielle semifinal would be epic. We'll see what happens.
We'd have to take that challenge to the Ladies Lounge :shifty:
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