SIDEKICK TOURNEY FIRST ROUND -- Literary/Mythical Region (top half, fixed)

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DrAstroZoomDrAstroZoomluxury_boxOP
May 29, 2008, 11:22 PM

Tonto (1)

Sidekick to: Lone Ranger
Advantages: Superb horseman and marksman.
Disadvantages: Iffy communication skills.

vs. Tinkerbell (16)

Sidekick to: Peter Pan
Advantages: Flight. Magical powers connected with pixie dust.
Disadvantages: Continued existence depends on the belief of others.

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Willow Rosenberg (8)

Sidekick to: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Advantages: Computer hacking. Spell-casting. Hot.
Disadvantages: Fear of frogs. Overdeveloped sense of empathy.

vs. Iolaus (9)

Sidekick to: Hercules
Advantages: More-than-competent brawler and swordfighter. Legit mythological pedigree.
Disadvantages: Occasionally jealous of his mentor. In classical mythology, Hercules’s lover. Ick.

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Gabrielle (5)

Sidekick to: Xena, Warrior Princess
Advantages: Proficient in both the staff and sais. Fallback career as bard. Hot.
Disadvantages: Ambivalent toward kicking ass – sometimes preferring the Way of Peace.

vs. Jiminy Cricket (12)

Sidekick to: Pinocchio
Advantages: Wisdom. Serves as conscience for Pinocchio
Disadvantages: Started existence as a euphemism for profanity. A bit heavy-handed when it comes to education.

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Huckleberry Finn (4)

Sidekick to: Tom Sawyer
Advantages: Adventurous. Became as famous as his pal -- perhaps moreso.
Disadvantages: Uncouth. Little use for authority.

vs. Festus Haggen (13)

Sidekick to: Marshal Dillon (of “Gunsmoke”)
Advantages: Reliable. Keen sense of justice.
Disadvantages: Stubborn. Illiterate. Pronounced limp.

azfinfanmangazfinfanmangluxury_box
May 29, 2008, 11:57 PM

Mmmmm Gabrielle :hump:

DrAstroZoomDrAstroZoomluxury_box
May 30, 2008, 09:39 AM

If Jiminy Cricket beats Gabrielle, this board is dead to me.

DevilFin13DevilFin13subscriber
May 30, 2008, 12:38 PM

Willow should clean up with this bracket. She skinned a guy alive. And she made out with other chicks.

HardKoreXXXHardKoreXXXNew Member
May 30, 2008, 01:18 PM

"DevilFin13 wrote:

Willow should clean up with this bracket. She skinned a guy alive. And she made out with other chicks.

The Lesbianic (Lesbionic?) undertones of that show tormented my fragile adolescent psychie... in a good way :up:

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DrAstroZoomDrAstroZoomluxury_box
May 30, 2008, 01:44 PM

A Willow vs. Gabrielle semifinal would be epic. We'll see what happens.

DevilFin13DevilFin13subscriber
May 30, 2008, 02:01 PM

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

The Lesbianic (Lesbionic?) undertones of that show tormented my fragile adolescent psychie... in a good way :up:


Same here. I was waiting anxiously for Buffy and Faith to explore a bit.

DrAstroZoomDrAstroZoomluxury_box
Jun 1, 2008, 12:35 AM

Jiminy Cricket beats Gabrielle? WTF is wrong with you people?!?

DonShula84DonShula84moderator
Jun 1, 2008, 12:40 AM

"DrAstroZoom wrote:

A Willow vs. Gabrielle semifinal would be epic. We'll see what happens.

We'd have to take that challenge to the Ladies Lounge :shifty:

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