SIDEKICK TOURNEY -- Second Round -- Literary/Mythical Region
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Tonto (1)

Sidekick to: Lone Ranger
Advantages: Superb horseman and marksman.
Disadvantages: Iffy communication skills.
vs. Willow Rosenberg (8)

Sidekick to: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Advantages: Computer hacking. Spell-casting. Hot.
Disadvantages: Fear of frogs. Overdeveloped sense of empathy.
***
Jiminy Cricket (12)

Sidekick to: Pinocchio
Advantages: Wisdom. Serves as conscience for Pinocchio
Disadvantages: Started existence as a euphemism for profanity. A bit heavy-handed when it comes to education.
vs. Huckleberry Finn (4)

Sidekick to: Tom Sawyer
Advantages: Adventurous. Became as famous as his pal -- perhaps moreso.
Disadvantages: Uncouth. Little use for authority.
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Felix Leiter (6)

Sidekick to: James Bond
Advantages: Stealth. Intelligence-gathering. Toughness.
Disadvantages: Bad luck. (He’s been fed to a shark and had his wife raped and murdered.)
vs. Dr. Watson (3)

Sidekick to: Sherlock Holmes
Advantages: Skilled physician. Capable, brave and successful with women.
Disadvantages: Intellect appears ordinary, even dull, in comparison with the brilliant Holmes.
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Renfield (7)

Sidekick to: Dracula
Advantages: Physically strong. Intelligent, if bat**** crazy.
Disadvantages: Aforementioned craziness. Eats flies, spiders and birds, leading to social awkwardness.
vs. Samwise Gamgee (2)

Sidekick to: Frodo Baggins
Advantages: Unswerving devotion. Courage. Gardening skills.
Disadvantages: Inescapable homosexual innuendo has brought criticism (though he marries at the end of “Return of the King.”
Jiminy Cricket beating out Huck Finn?
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Jiminy Cricket beating out Huck Finn?
Someone's been drinking again...
Yeah, I see the Disney generation is flexing its muscle. Somewhat depressing.
I'm kinda bummed the Festus only got 9 votes in the previous round. :lol:
I'm already on record as being sick about Gabrielle's defeat.
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