SIDEKICK TOURNEY -- Second Round -- Literary/Mythical Region

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DrAstroZoomDrAstroZoomluxury_boxOP
Jun 2, 2008, 08:36 PM

Full bracket

Tonto (1)

Sidekick to: Lone Ranger

Advantages: Superb horseman and marksman.

Disadvantages: Iffy communication skills.

vs. Willow Rosenberg (8)

Sidekick to: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Advantages: Computer hacking. Spell-casting. Hot.

Disadvantages: Fear of frogs. Overdeveloped sense of empathy.

***

Jiminy Cricket (12)

Sidekick to: Pinocchio

Advantages: Wisdom. Serves as conscience for Pinocchio

Disadvantages: Started existence as a euphemism for profanity. A bit heavy-handed when it comes to education.

vs. Huckleberry Finn (4)

Sidekick to: Tom Sawyer

Advantages: Adventurous. Became as famous as his pal -- perhaps moreso.

Disadvantages: Uncouth. Little use for authority.

***

Felix Leiter (6)

Sidekick to: James Bond

Advantages: Stealth. Intelligence-gathering. Toughness.

Disadvantages: Bad luck. (He’s been fed to a shark and had his wife raped and murdered.)

vs. Dr. Watson (3)

Sidekick to: Sherlock Holmes

Advantages: Skilled physician. Capable, brave and successful with women.

Disadvantages: Intellect appears ordinary, even dull, in comparison with the brilliant Holmes.

***

Renfield (7)

Sidekick to: Dracula

Advantages: Physically strong. Intelligent, if bat**** crazy.

Disadvantages: Aforementioned craziness. Eats flies, spiders and birds, leading to social awkwardness.

vs. Samwise Gamgee (2)

Sidekick to: Frodo Baggins

Advantages: Unswerving devotion. Courage. Gardening skills.

Disadvantages: Inescapable homosexual innuendo has brought criticism (though he marries at the end of “Return of the King.”

Colorado DolfanColorado DolfanNew Member
Jun 3, 2008, 12:09 AM

Jiminy Cricket beating out Huck Finn?

Someone's been drinking again...

Get dirty, get bloody, get sweaty...

...get happy.

-Cam Wake

SICKSICKforum_veteran
Jun 3, 2008, 08:37 AM

I think Sam takes this bracket......imo

StitchesStitchesluxury_box
Jun 3, 2008, 11:50 AM

How did Sancho Panza not win last round?

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phunwinphunwinluxury_box
Jun 3, 2008, 01:01 PM

"Colorado Dolfan wrote:

Jiminy Cricket beating out Huck Finn?

Someone's been drinking again...

Yeah, I see the Disney generation is flexing its muscle. Somewhat depressing.

[deleted][deleted]luxury_box
Jun 4, 2008, 10:09 AM

I'm kinda bummed the Festus only got 9 votes in the previous round. :lol:

DrAstroZoomDrAstroZoomluxury_box
Jun 4, 2008, 10:19 AM

I'm already on record as being sick about Gabrielle's defeat.

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