Post your proposed titles for Star Wars Episode VII here. Make them either as genuine or comical as you'd like. (TDK's had a BAD day and needs a laugh)
Star Wars Episode VII
The Geritol Wars
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The It Doesn't Matter What Title is Your Going To Buy A Ticket Anyway Just To See and Hear The Opening Credits In the Theater One More Time, Oh and Jedi.
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I'll give 15 bonus points if you can type out the opening narrative to your title! :up:
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Star Wars Episode VII
The Jets Suck -
Star Wars episode VII: Voyage to Space Mountain
Star Wars: No more Jar Jar.....we promise -
Star Wars Ep. VII - We tried getting Christopher Nolan... We swear!
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Star Wars
Episode VII
The Princess Peril
Victorious over evil, Luke and Leia go on a trip to Orlando,
Florida. They discover a new source of chaos in the world:
Princesses. At a very different city called World of Disney
or something, they meet these dastardly damsels.
Cindarella, the leader of the princess gang, has the children
of this Orlando enthralled in a way even Vader could not
manage. Using something called merchandising, she has
firmly implanted herself into the hearts and minds of the
little tikes and into the wallets of their unfortunate parents...The_Dark_Knight, gunn34 and Laces Out like this. -
Walt Disney's Star Wars Episode VII
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Star Wars VII: **** again?
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Star Wars Episode VII: We got all those ****ty actors(eexcept Harisson Ford) back and they are in their late 80s!