Summing up this pathetic performance...

"ET7 wrote:

TOP 15 key points:

1) Jordan clearly isn't 100% (looks 60% to me) and wont be this year from the looks of it.
2) Our constant use of Vernon at RE and Carroll at CB even when Jordan at 60% has made more plays in probably 30 snaps total compared to Vernon as an every down player. Big plays by JOrdan that Vernon hasn't made, 1 sack, 1 potential sack on Luck, 2 goal line stops one being today that saved a TD at the 1 yard line, 2 massive hurries on the QB one being today forcing the INT to Wilson. JUST PLAY THE MAN !
3) Taylor being useless.
4) Davis being useless.
5) Thomas OLinemen being useless.
6) Soliai significantly missed.
7) PREDICTABLE offense. Pass, RUN, Pass on 3rd and 8 or RUN for 1 yard then run a gimmick pass play then pass on 3rd and 8th again
8) ZERO Deep balls to Wallace 2 games in a row even just for the purpose of keeping the Defense back some.
9) Defenses inability to wrap ANYONE up excluding Starks.
10) Some of the plays we run looks like damn pee wee football. For example all this happened on one play; fake option sweep run to Miller, fake screen pass to Wallace followed by a fake tuck and run by the QB then finally making a pass to a falling Gibson. WTF else you want Tannehill to do in that 3 seconds? Make me some damn coffee? Especially when he tears up defenses running the spread with 4-5 WR sets, as he is a rhythm QB not a toy like RG3.
11) Carrolls consistency in tackling and effort is PATHETIC at times.
12) Where has R Jones been?
13) Does Tannehill realize a TE/RB in the flat wide open is STILL good for at least 5-8 yards?! How many times did he not pass to the open man in the flat? Noticed this last week but didn't criticize him but this game alone he missed it at least 4 times. Clay, Miller, and Hartline, especially Hartline in the left flat with about 10 yards of open field.
14) Boy do we miss Bush's receiving skills (Paging Miller, got hands to add to that arsenal of yours?)
15) Shermans play calling and our inability to have a single damn rookie produce were BIG blows today, in example missing Taylor/Davis and Jordan.

And they wonder why fans don't show up. We FINALLY have 70,xxx in paid attendance and yet we played like crap with a pathetic game plan.

BUT here comes the big BUT!

Teams need 2 things to win SB or make playoff runs.

1) A QB that is clutch and can come through when needed, Tannehill CAME THROUGH BIG TIME.
2) A team that has players that make plays when its needed the most even after a **** ass performance, GIBSON, MATHEWS, and that O LINE giving Miami time on the key drive CAME THROUGH like play makers do.

THIS was a GREAT BS WIN that every good team pulls off because every win counts and on top of that you build confidence knowing you won a game playing like crap. Just look at NE with their previous 2 performances. 2 BS wins but yet 3-0 and felt good today vs the pathetic Bucs.

GO MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow...you my friend have single handidly cornered the worst post of the decade.

"Bpk wrote:

It would be funny to watch you complain about a hot chick as you had sex with her.

Close the thread! GOLD Lol

Pathetic or not, Phins are in legit contention for a playoffs bye. 13-3, 12-4.

"Bpk wrote:

It would be funny to watch you complain about a hot chick as you had sex with her.

It'd be funny if he was having sex with a hot chick, let alone being to complain about it. Baby steps.

"ET7 wrote:

TOP 15 key points:

1) Jordan clearly isn't 100% (looks 60% to me) and wont be this year from the looks of it.
2) Our constant use of Vernon at RE and Carroll at CB even when Jordan at 60% has made more plays in probably 30 snaps total compared to Vernon as an every down player. Big plays by JOrdan that Vernon hasn't made, 1 sack, 1 potential sack on Luck, 2 goal line stops one being today that saved a TD at the 1 yard line, 2 massive hurries on the QB one being today forcing the INT to Wilson. JUST PLAY THE MAN !
3) Taylor being useless.
4) Davis being useless.
5) Thomas OLinemen being useless.
6) Soliai significantly missed.
7) PREDICTABLE offense. Pass, RUN, Pass on 3rd and 8 or RUN for 1 yard then run a gimmick pass play then pass on 3rd and 8th again
8) ZERO Deep balls to Wallace 2 games in a row even just for the purpose of keeping the Defense back some.
9) Defenses inability to wrap ANYONE up excluding Starks.
10) Some of the plays we run looks like damn pee wee football. For example all this happened on one play; fake option sweep run to Miller, fake screen pass to Wallace followed by a fake tuck and run by the QB then finally making a pass to a falling Gibson. WTF else you want Tannehill to do in that 3 seconds? Make me some damn coffee? Especially when he tears up defenses running the spread with 4-5 WR sets, as he is a rhythm QB not a toy like RG3.
11) Carrolls consistency in tackling and effort is PATHETIC at times.
12) Where has R Jones been?
13) Does Tannehill realize a TE/RB in the flat wide open is STILL good for at least 5-8 yards?! How many times did he not pass to the open man in the flat? Noticed this last week but didn't criticize him but this game alone he missed it at least 4 times. Clay, Miller, and Hartline, especially Hartline in the left flat with about 10 yards of open field.
14) Boy do we miss Bush's receiving skills (Paging Miller, got hands to add to that arsenal of yours?)
15) Shermans play calling and our inability to have a single damn rookie produce were BIG blows today, in example missing Taylor/Davis and Jordan.

And they wonder why fans don't show up. We FINALLY have 70,xxx in paid attendance and yet we played like crap with a pathetic game plan.

BUT here comes the big BUT!

Teams need 2 things to win SB or make playoff runs.

1) A QB that is clutch and can come through when needed, Tannehill CAME THROUGH BIG TIME.
2) A team that has players that make plays when its needed the most even after a **** ass performance, GIBSON, MATHEWS, and that O LINE giving Miami time on the key drive CAME THROUGH like play makers do.

THIS was a GREAT BS WIN that every good team pulls off because every win counts and on top of that you build confidence knowing you won a game playing like crap. Just look at NE with their previous 2 performances. 2 BS wins but yet 3-0 and felt good today vs the pathetic Bucs.

GO MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only read your last line. GO MIAMI!!!!!!!!!! Well said.

"TooGoodForDez wrote:

Pathetic or not, Phins are in legit contention for a playoffs bye. 13-3, 12-4.

*blinks*....*rubs eyes*....*blinks again*....

"ET7 wrote:

Wait, so did anyone read the last 2 points at the end?

So because we won the 15 points I made did NOT actually happen then?

Sheesh, relax people I said we pulled off a win that good teams pull off. Basically in plain english, meaning we are a good team adn pulled it off playing like ****. Lol you guys are weird.

I think you got the 'weird' market cornered and in the bag. I'm actually thinking you edited your post to put those last 2 points in going by the negative vibes.

Pathetic?
I watched the Giants effort against the Panthers.
That was pathetic.

"CitizenSnips wrote:

*blinks*....*rubs eyes*....*blinks again*....

I figure we'll go 6-0 against the division.
Out of division we are already 3-0. If we go even, 4-3, 3-4 the rest of the way, that is 13-3. 12-4 record. Playoffs Bye.

"Bpk wrote:

It would be funny to watch you complain about a hot chick as you had sex with her.

Lmao.

Seriously whats up with this thread. Dolphins are 3-0. We just beat a superbowl contender.

I wish I could fist bump that picture about 1,000 times.

"resnor wrote:

I wish I could fist bump that picture about 1,000 times.

I kinda hope that place does exist!

"MonstBlitz wrote:

There were some BIG problems in this game that cannot be ignored. But they won. It's exciting that so many bad things can happen in a game and this team can still pull it out in the end. Says a lot about our QB.

So much of this. We had no business winning this game and did. Can't remember the last time that happened.

Teams with good QBs win these games. ATL is such a polished team, and people will talk about their injuries, but we were banged up hard today. 4 starters on D were out(including Wake here because he was basicaclly out all game). I won't hit the D too hard for their lackluster performance

:ban:

We WON, the only thing pathetic I've seen today is this thread, won't be reading any thread you post if we lose.

"UCF FINatic wrote:

"yea she was hot... but it would have been better if she was breathing."

Her plastic is starting to wear thin in all the wrong places! Time for another buy at the porn palace. :lol:

just going to close this thread all together... to the OP, using a term like "pathetic' is generally not advisable to describe a win. I suspect most people didn't read all of what you wrote and that is also unfortunate.