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but looking forward to this at home lol

 

Apparently vaginas grow on trees.

 

Which is ironic, because nearly every vagina I've encountered has lost me money.

 

Well, this one sure gets a lot of wood.

 

I'd hit it.

 

Split away

 

Looks like it belongs to Fantasia.

*puke*

Horrible looking vagina tree looks horrible.

There's one tree I wouldn't smoke.

 

First time is the history of the universe, in which we should have listened to a woman.

 

Bastard, so will I! :pointlol:

 

I don't know where anyone sees the telltale Tulips, of a Vag tree, looks to me like the bark of a Sphincter Ash.

 

I seriously gotta get me a vagina tree...:yes:

 

:up:

 

i have......it was pretty sappy.....

 

Something tells me now that EVERY friggin time I lift a woman's ankles in the air, I'll be looking around her cooch for lottery numbers. <"What are you staring at?"> "Oh, nothing.... does this freckle look like a 3 to you?" If I didn't have an excuse to be a man-whore before, I do now. :lol:


On the bright side..... if you're in a relationship, at least it gives you a plausible excuse for cheating. "Honey, I promise..... I only did it so I could buy you that house you want. Here, look at this tree." :shifty:

 

Sappy seconds?

 

She doesnt have any ****.

 

A carpenter's dream..flat as a board and easy to nail.

 

He's just venting b/c he believed that paying for 60 minutes meant getting 60 minutes. :shifty: Happens to the best of us, HardKore. :console: