I dont want to play your game......


lol.


How about a flashback to the past.....

We start out the season with a high octane offense...........but our defense couldnt stop Plantation High School....(ode to the Marino / Olividotti years)

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We make stars. We helped make Tyrod a star. We helped make Dak a star. You gotta look for who's next.

Jimmy G is a good candidate. I say he gets destroyed by the Cards only to bounce back with 4 TDs against the Dolphins in week 2.

How about Jared Goff in LA during week 11? He comes on and has his first big game. Let's say he gets his first 4th quarter comeback win in front of his home fans by toasting Tony Lippett and Bobby McCain on deep balls.

 

Thats So Miami.....

We used to make young QBs looks like total ****....so Im going back into the past again...and say..."Thats so Miami.....wreaking havoc on young QBs"

 

Nothing will ever beat Geno Smith getting a perfect rating against us (arguably worst QB to ever post a perfect rating).

 

Lol...omg, how could I forget!?

Getting your *** kicked by Geno Smith...wow, Miami.


Wait...didn't Thad Lewis nearly pull that off as well!? ****...

Oh no, wait, he just beat us 19-0 for his 2nd win ever. His 1st victory ever? Earlier that year against Miami, lol.

 

And Thad Lewis. There's a name I'll never forget.

 

Gase quits and takes a job in the CFL.

 

Lol I love this thread.

Cutting players with potential due to players brought in with higher pedigree (Draft picks/FAs) only to see cut players excel on other teams while players we keep become busts.

Or bringing in players who look great on other teams only to look average to below average on our team so we finally cut them only to see them play well again like how they did before signing here.

Soooo Miami!

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After wallowing in mediocrity for decades, scientists use this data to confirm the theory of karma. Citing that there is no greater example of karma than the logarithm of Miami's season record stretched out to infinity..Soooo Miami

 

Week 1 - Suh, Wake, Williams all go down with serious injuries. Leaving our "Stacked" Dline in pieces and unable to apply any pressure whatsoever to the opposing QBs for the remainder of the season. We go 5-11.

Thats. So. Miami.

 

I'll raise you quits and becomes HC of the Saint Francis Xavier University X Men

 

Jesus. What a bunch of downers on this thread. I mean this games silly but holy crap you guys are negative.

 

Freshmen...they don't even know what's coming.

 

Oh my God...how many times has that sort of thing happened though!? I swear some ex-Dolphin comes back and plays well every couple of years.

I'm waiting for John Jerry to win the Super Bowl with the Giants.

Here's one...Miami's pass offense comes out looking incredible only to be offset by an O-line that can't run block at all. Miami's one of the worst rushing teams in the NFL and the forum explodes when Incognito helps lead the Bills to be the best rushing team in football and Lamar Miller takes the rushing title, lol.

 

Soooo.. it's the "Curse of the Marino" instead of "Bambino"?

In our case, it's the seeming impossibility of becoming a consistently elite team again since he retired.

 

Gase presser midway year two " I'm not gonna be the Winnipeg coach!".

 

In a passing league, it will be the opposing teams second string running backs that gash us all year long. If Isiah Pead, played on a different team...He would gash us for 100+ yards. He may end up actually doing so after we let him go and he signs with the Patriots.

 

Move this to the rants thread, I don't need this negativity in my life before week 1 kickoff

 

Dolphins open up in newly renovated Hard Rock (or the stadium formerly known as "Joe Robbie", as I still refer to it as) and get smashed by the Browns because half of the team can't hack the heat in So. Fl....something we've used to be known for doing to our competition...

 

^ Fan comes into thread where fans are commiserating and makes comment about how negative they are.... that's so Miami.