1. Oct 31, 2011 #1

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Use this thread to nit pick Andrew Luck.

    These are the only faults I see:

    A) I wish he would play "taller". (Higher delivery, get rid of his crouch bounce)

    B) His Neck Beard.
     
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    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    His dad is named Oliver. Like seriously? OLIVER ?!!?
     
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    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    My biggest criticism of him is that he is not currently the Dolphins' quarterback.
     
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    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Middle name is "Austen". Only an Oliver would name his son "Austen" instead of Austin. Typical.
     
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    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Seriously, he's such an *******.
     
  6. Oct 31, 2011 #6

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    His college mascot is a tree...
     
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    Jaj Registered

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    That little hop he does when passing is actually kinda funny.
     
  8. Oct 31, 2011 #8

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    He probably hasn't learned all the words to the "time warp"
     
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    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Yet they are the Cardinals. ****ing ridiculous.
     
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    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    I wish he was draft eligible in 2008.
     
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    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    He isnt deep inside of me right now.......


    Wait.........what..........?
     
  12. Oct 31, 2011 #12

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    But isn't your doll of him in there?
     
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    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    Make that the Cardinal, with no "s" at the end...which is even more messed up.
     
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    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    ...for real

    [video=youtube;TwJaELXadKo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo[/video]
     
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    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    My only criticisms of him are that he doesn't have a rocket arm and to my knowledge does not smell like fresh baked cookies...all the time.
     
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    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    [video=youtube;V3WGW2rtS4M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3WGW2rtS4M[/video]
     
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    Two Tacos Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    No, they are not. They are the Cardinal.


    ***edit*** Ooops ck beat me to it.

    How about this, cardinal refers to the color, not the bird or the child molester versions.

    Sent from my SGH-T959V using Tapatalk
     
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    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    In his entire life he's only brought 2 known serial-murderers to justice.
     
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    Laces Out Well-Known Member

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    Dude looks and sounds like Joel David Moore



     
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    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    Doesn't it work better the other way around?
     
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  21. Nov 1, 2011 #21

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Do I even want to know....
     
  22. Nov 1, 2011 #22

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    He never called me back :(
     
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    Phyl New Member

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    He always leaves the lights on when he leaves the room. Irritating and not green friendly.
     
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