The Official Reagan Mauia Fan Club Chapter of ThePhins.com
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Regan21286New MemberOPIt is my pleasure to extend the branch of Reagan Mauia's greatness to the fledgling forum of ThePhins.com . We are truly pleased to establish an official second chapter to honor this new forum with Mauia's stupendousness. Adamprez2003, the club's founder and I welcome you all with open arms (or tree trunk arms in Mauia's case) to this truly fantastic Club that's the true king of clubs. All memberships from the Finheaven or Dolphinsnation chapter are fully honored here.
A little tidbit from our Club charter:
Like the underappreciated punting position, the Fullback position is underappreciated by most fans but this will change when we see the way Reagan crushes the competition
Here is a little info adamprez2003 found
http://www.realfootball365.com/nfl/a...aut080507.html
If you live in South Florida and listen to Dan Le Batard's afternoon talk show (most folks apparently do, being that it is now the highest-rated sports talk radio show in the market), then you know all about the phrase "I'm the juggernaut, *****! Wooooooh!"
It's a quote that was uttered by Miami Dolphins rookie fullback Reagan Mauia, and it has been played ad nausea by Le Batard and his cohorts in recent days. Interestingly, this bit of brash bravado was uttered just after the 270-pound bruiser crashed through a wall in his trainer's gym.
A quick look at that YouTube clip and one immediately understands the nature of the juggernaut reference.
Note: I'm usually not one to pine for my propers, but truth be told, I am responsible for Mauia's sudden ascendancy to mythical status (at least on the Miami radio airwaves). On the day he was drafted, I did some quick Internet research on this rambunctious Samoan and came across the YouTube clip. I then told one of my colleagues here at RealFootball365.com about it, and being that he is an admitted chronic caller to Le Batard's show, he promptly called in to let Dan know about this little Web gem.
But that's enough tasteless self-aggrandizing for now. Let's get back to football.
Critics will say that crashing through a fairly thin piece of drywall is not all that impressive of a feat. In fact, if I had to guess, Le Batard himself could probably do it if he were so inclined. But what can't be argued is that Mauia clearly has the type of intense and downright violent mindset that is needed to be a successful blocker at the NFL level.
And his physical dimensions don't hurt, either.
Mauia is 6 feet, 270, but what's most impressive is the chiseled physique and athleticism he clearly possesses. The former University of Hawaii standout used to be a 350-pound nose tackle but converted to fullback in his junior season. He quickly made his presence felt both as a blocker and a ball carrier, rushing for 56 yards and a bruising touchdown on just 10 carries against San Diego State in his final game of the 2005 season. As Mauia himself described during an interview on Le Batard's show, he was "knocking fools out" during his touchdown jaunt.
In 2006, Mauia developed into a consistent and well-rounded fullback, playing in 14 games and rushing for 153 yards and two touchdowns on just 31 carries. He also helped provide pass protection for the NCAA's top-ranked aerial offense and helped pave the way for a Hawaii rushing attack that averaged a healthy 5.5 yards per carry; although, some of that yardage can be attributed to the Rainbows' wide open passing attack and not Mauia's blocking prowess.
For Miami, Mauia will likely serve in an apprentice role at first, working behind 13-year veteran Cory Schlesinger. That's a good thing, because the gritty and experienced Schlesinger can help mold Mauia into the kind of fullback who will remind folks of another veritable juggernaut Dolphins head coach Cam Cameron utilized when he was with the San Diego Chargers .
And if Reagan Mauia can become half the fullback that perennial Pro Bowler Lorenzo Neal is, helping to pave running room for the already bruising Ronnie Brown, the Dolphins will likely possess one of the most intimidating power running games in recent memory.
So come be a part of Dolphins and world history. Sign up now and we'll guarantee amnesty for you when Mauia finally decides to rid the world of nonbelievers and smite them the way he smites walls.
REAGAN MAUIA FAN CLUB MEMBERS (25 AND COUNTING)
adamprez2003
Regan21286
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alen1
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If we dont have to pay, IM IN!
Regan21286New Member"alen1 wrote:
If we dont have to pay, IM IN!
It would be sacreligious to charge you a fee (though we probably should have ala VIP). It'd be like charging you for breathing! Regardless, it comes free with VIP or Premium membership. Or a recant of a true extreme fact of Mauia's greatness. :yes:
Final MCAT attempt 5/28
Results: ???
Goal: 38+, Latest practice tests: 37, 35, 39
"Regan21286 wrote:
It would be sacreligious to charge you a fee (though we probably should have ala VIP). It'd be like charging you for breathing! Regardless, it comes free with VIP or Premium membership. Or a recant of a true extreme fact of Mauia's greatness. :yes:
Lol thanks..I am so confused, sorry. If it is free, I would like to join it. I would pay but im not exactly on top of the mountain financial status.
EDIT: I just saw my name on the list, thanks bro! appreciate it!
Regan21286New Member"alen1 wrote:
Lol thanks..I am so confused, sorry. If it is free, I would like to join it. I would pay but im not exactly on top of the mountain financial status.
EDIT: I just saw my name on the list, thanks bro! appreciate it!
A fellow Mauia supporter is always appreciated. :thumbup1:
Final MCAT attempt 5/28
Results: ???
Goal: 38+, Latest practice tests: 37, 35, 39
TheMageGandalfNew Member"Regan21286 wrote:
Or a recant of a true extreme fact of Mauia's greatness. :yes:
Well...
He can do this and will do it soon on a football field near you (only to humans)!
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Regan21286New Member"TheMageGandalf wrote:
Well...
He can do this and will do it soon on a football field near you (only to humans)!
Opposing teams mascots as well. :D
Final MCAT attempt 5/28
Results: ???
Goal: 38+, Latest practice tests: 37, 35, 39
azfinfanmangluxury_boxYes yes yes yes.....
Funny thing is...here I am on the list..at the other site, wouldnt have made it
Free is good, otherwise I'd have to ask for a discount due to my membership at the old site!
Count me in. Sorry, Donnie Jones.
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Regan21286New Member"enforcerfin33 wrote:
You should rename this thread to "The Owen Schmitt fan club".
Never. Mauia, Schmidt, and Grigsby will form the powerful superhero League of the JuggerBoomBeast.
Final MCAT attempt 5/28
Results: ???
Goal: 38+, Latest practice tests: 37, 35, 39
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Im in
"enforcerfin33 wrote:
You should rename this thread to "The Owen Schmitt fan club".
That man is an absolute beast! But I gotta stick with the Juggernaut! No one runs through walls like him.
BuckeyeKingNew MemberHe better not fumble so much. You would think to know how to hold on to a football.
adamprez2003forum_veteran"BuckeyeKing wrote:
He better not fumble so much. You would think to know how to hold on to a football.
He grew up playing football with human skulls. He's still transitioning
Great job Regan :up:
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TheMageGandalfNew Member"Regan21286 wrote:
Never. Mauia, Schmidt, and Grigsby will form the powerful superhero League of the JuggerBoomBeast.
Thats freaking awesome :yes:
I wish someone with a graphics program could actually create such a 'beast'.
Itd be like part Juggernaut/part Incredible Hulk/part Beast
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jdang307subscriberI just filed my papers to adopt him in the main forum. How come none of you have attempted to do the same! Mow-eeeeeeee-yaaaaaaa!
adamprez2003forum_veteran"jdang307 wrote:
I just filed my papers to adopt him in the main forum. How come none of you have attempted to do the same! Mow-eeeeeeee-yaaaaaaa!
My adoption papers are there before yours. I think we should get anexception for anyone part of the Reagan Mauia club. Every member should be able to adopt him
2019 DRAFT WISH LIST
1) DT Dexter Lawrence - Clemson
2) DE Jaylon Ferguson - Lousiana Tech
3) OG Chris Lindstrom - Boston College
4) CB Amani Oruwariye - Penn State
5) DE Shareef Miller - Penn State
7) C Sean Krepcz - Nevada
7) RB Wes Hills - Slippery Rock
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Ross: "Because he wants to win now"
Regan21286New Member"adamprez2003 wrote:
My adoption papers are there before yours. I think we should get anexception for anyone part of the Reagan Mauia club. Every member should be able to adopt him
Yes, it's a group adoption. :D
"jdang307 wrote:
I just filed my papers to adopt him in the main forum. How come none of you have attempted to do the same! Mow-eeeeeeee-yaaaaaaa!
Because you don't adopt Reagan Mauia. Reagan Mauia adopts you. And if you're nice and obedient, he won't beat you silly. ;)
"adamprez2003 wrote:
He grew up playing football with human skulls. He's still transitioning
Great job Regan :up:
Thanks!
Yea, Mauia had to learn to not poke holes in the football with his fingers to substitute for eye sockets.
"BuckeyeKing wrote:
He better not fumble so much. You would think to know how to hold on to a football.
He'll get there. Eventually, the transition from skulls to footballs will be complete.
"alen1 wrote:
That man is an absolute beast! But I gotta stick with the Juggernaut! No one runs through walls like him.
"TheMageGandalf wrote:
Thats freaking awesome :yes:
I wish someone with a graphics program could actually create such a 'beast'.
Itd be like part Juggernaut/part Incredible Hulk/part Beast
The Official Reagan Mauia Fan Club is always in need of great graphics designers with enough time on their hands. The problem is, every time his picture appears on the screen, he bursts right out of your monitor, shredding it like that poor wall. It makes it hard to do much photoshop work when you gotta replace your monitor every 10 seconds. :D
"RonnieBrownTown wrote:
Im in
Welcome to the Club brother.
Final MCAT attempt 5/28
Results: ???
Goal: 38+, Latest practice tests: 37, 35, 39
Regan21286New Member"FreeStyle wrote:
Count me in :up:
You're in brother. Welcome to the club. Just watch out for the crushed cans on the floor.
Final MCAT attempt 5/28
Results: ???
Goal: 38+, Latest practice tests: 37, 35, 39
Regan21286New Member"FreeStyle wrote:
Mauia was on the 405 freeway and cleared 2 lanes by sneezing.:up:
:lol:
Must be why my commute was so easy today. See the perks of joining the Mauia Fan Club? :D
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adamprez2003forum_veteranthat's what happens when you dont recognize the juggernaut
2019 DRAFT WISH LIST
1) DT Dexter Lawrence - Clemson
2) DE Jaylon Ferguson - Lousiana Tech
3) OG Chris Lindstrom - Boston College
4) CB Amani Oruwariye - Penn State
5) DE Shareef Miller - Penn State
7) C Sean Krepcz - Nevada
7) RB Wes Hills - Slippery Rock
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