Well I rolled into the house about an hour ago. I took one look at my yard and thought to myself that I REALLY need to put the new cable on the mower and mow the freakin jungle developing out there. After a moment or two pondering the idea, I decided to sit down and write out some of the things that I learned while in Jersey this year instead. Need to unwind from the trip back anyway…
1. Jersey drivers still SUCK! :tantrum:
2. Manda is a REAL sweetie! :thumbup:
3. Hangovers hurt more than they used to… aarrrggghhhhhh…
4. Sam really doesn’t have much common sense while drinking
5. No hearing aids are needed in Miami Mike’s
6. Fin-Omenal doesn’t talk much
7. Sam really doesn’t have much common sense while drinking
8. Having 50+ Jewish teenage girls on the same floor as you in the hotel actually sucks!
9. White sauce can actually be snorted (Video later)
10. Oh, did I mention that Sam really doesn’t have much common sense while drinking?:pity:
11. There are actually some FINE women in Jersey!
12. phinsfan1221 really hates the Patsies!
13. I can never go to Miami Mike’s with out stopping at the Newark airport at least twice per trip.
14. Hotel room windows are made for jumping from…
15. You can actually wear just pasties and body paint in public (Video later)
Well that is about it for now. I will let the video do the talking later. I have about 3 hours of it and will try to get it loaded tonight! :up:
Man what a great time!!!
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sounds like The Phins Real World: New Jersey
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I agree completely with you Ken. You guys are all sweetie's but Amanda was a real, real doll. Loved her.
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The "Great" State Of New Jersey.
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Uhm I don't know if some of these videos should be posted Ken. At least not until I can check the statute of limitations.
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20 Things I Learned in Jersey:
1. Sam is the TRUE ladies man...Pics will provide the needed proof.
2. Check on Ken (FITM) the next day after he gets blasted the night before.
3. Chris (Sick) is my brother from another mother and I love him.
4. Sam's farts smell like burnt hickory.
5. Fasano is awesome...and sweaty.
6. Painted clothes on a hot partially naked girl is awesome.
7. Kosher parties both intrigue and scare me.
8. Eric (enforcer) loves to show off the goods, especially to Sick.
9. Ask Sick about his very first date with Rosie Palm.
10. Apparently some Jewish people really like to smoke skunk weed in hotel rooms.
11. Elderly foreign ladies give both me and Sick nightmares...especially when drunk.
12. Swine flu is nothing to laugh at Sick!
13. Mary is as sweet in person as she is on the boards.
14. Mike (Fino) and Sam tend to lock themselves out of their room, and get chased by 14 year old Jewish girls covered in shaving cream.
15. "WHY ARE THEY TAKING THE WHOLE 10 MINS TO MAKE A PICK?!?!"
16. Manda may act innocent, but she does have violent tendencies.
17. There is not only an Allentown in Pennsylvania, but in New Jersey as well. Who Knew...well, besides myself and Sick.
18. Eric likes cream cheese on his morning bagel, NOT BUTTER!!!
19. If you ever ask yourself "Hey, what's that smell?"...It's likely New Jersey.
20. If lost, and you end up in Trenton, New Jersey...do not make eye contact with the locals.
Had an awesome time guys, haven't laughed so hard in my entire life, look forward to meeting up again!FINintheMOON, Ohiophinphan, Big E and 8 others like this. -
Thanks Jason - you guys are all awesome too. I love you guys. Waiting for Renee to send me the pics from her camera. As soon as she does, they'll be here.
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hahaha nice lists guys...and i do nottttt jason!!!
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cream cheese on a bagel is win. if you were from the good areas you'd know this already.
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16. Manda may act innocent, but she does have violent tendencies.
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
I might as well throw some fuel onto the fire. He it goes, in no particular order:
1. Hotel rooms at the Ramada in East Hanover, New Jersey cost $600.00 a night
2. Mike's (FinOmenal) new name is Steve
3. MikeSteve feels that the ivy at Wrigley field should be cut down. (fire away Cubs fans).
4. If you are going to jump out of a hotel window, make sure that you know the exact distance to your landing. Otherwise you may end up sitting on a cracked tailbone on a cross country flight home. :pity:
5. The following people do not respond to drunken dials: HardkoreXXX, FinSane, Mindwarp, The Front Desk of the Hotel.
6. The following people DO respond to drunken dials: Hardkorexxx (the next day), Unluckyluciano, ASUFinFan, Skeet84.
7. Ken (FINintheMOON) is part bear and hibernates all winter.
8. Jersey girls named Angie HATE me. (but secretly love me)
9. It is impossible to buy alcohol at a liquor store on a saturday night in Jersey. :pity:
10. Drunkenly headbutting street signs is kind of fun, actually.
11. Jewish girls can outparty a bunch of rabid football fans.
12. Jennifer looked good in the Rangers jersey, but she was GORGEOUS in the Marino jersey. :hump:
13. Jennifer and I are now text buddies. :shifty:
14. As is Diana. :hi5:
15. If a hot girl is standing alone outside of a bar and she tells you her name is Maureen, it probably isn't a good idea to follow it up with, "Oh, kind of like Moron!" :pity:
16. You can win said girl back however, with witty bantor about how much of an idiot you are.
17. When heaping praise on former NFL running back Rodney Hampton, make sure it is Rodney Hampton.
18. NEVER EVER bring a blacklight to Sick's house...EVER.
19. Bills fans, even when nice, still suck.
20. It is okay to root for the Giants if surrounded by a bunch of hot Giants fans.
21. It probably isn't the best idea to hit on Miami Mike's girlfriend...and then proceed to tell him about it. :pity:
22. Snorting cigarettes and pasta sauce is never adviseable.
23. Listening to Sick rant and rave about his numerous sexual exploits, is, however.
24. People from Ohio have texan sounding accents.
25. OhioPhinPhan should have an aqua and coral priest outfit.
26. In order to go left in New Jersey, you must first go right.
27. Enforcerfin33 has no problem flashing his "boys" off on occasion.
28. Mandy is a brave woman for putting up with all of our shenanigans this weekend.
29. Mary kicks even more arse than I remember.
30. Trying to do a radio show while surrounded by hot girls, loud obtrusive music and beer is very difficult. I commend Chris and Eric for trying. :hi5:
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1. There's no such thing as a left turn in Jersey
2. You can't buy beer from a gas station or grocery store, and the liquor stores close at like 6pm :pity:
3. Sam's glasses have a super human woman attraction
4. Fin-O's real name is MikeSteve....one word. Yup.
5. The guys HATE my ringtone :P
6. Something definitely died in Sam's intestinal track and has been lodged there for several years, the smells that come out of that boy are disgusting!
7. Sick has an alter-ego named skanksky
8. Never hope there's a porn convention going on at your hotel or you'll end up with 80 thousand orthodox jews instead
9. Not only can you snort white sauce, you can also snort cigarettes
10. Apparently everyone adores analgap
11. I know wayyyyyy more about Sam and Sicks "alone time" than I ever wanted to
12. FITM can out-sleep ANYONE
13. Jason and Fin-O need to take some drinking lessons....diet coke is NOT a drink :pity:
14. I apparently sound like Griddles on the phone
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Maybe next year I can make a road trip.:up: The hotel will need to have a pool.
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whitesnake.....LMAO.
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Okay I wasn't there but I live close enough and have gone to Jersey enough to make a general "what I have learned":
1. The football teams in New York (minus the Bills) need to be renamed "New Jersey Giants" and "New Jersey Jets" because that is where they are located.
2. Don't take the turnpike.
3. In fact, don't drive in Jersey if you can help it.
4. Tax is ridiculous. No state should have it (Delaware FTW)
5. The shore (note: not beach) is better than the state itself. 5 Miles of boardwalk is insane. Wildwood, NJ. Look it up.
6. Camden, NJ. As I stated earlier = don't go. Unless you want drugs or to be shot.
7. Luckily Jersey is close enough to more awesome states such as Pennsylvania and Delaware. See also: New York City in a pinch.
8. Liquor stores close all around here and you can't buy liquor (or beer) in a gas station or a grocery store. They must be bought at (get this) the liquor store! If you're a constant boozehound (see: Borderland Sam) get it while it's open. Otherwise you're ****ed. Also, Sam, you sound like my lost drinking twin.
9. We like things simple around here. The liquor store is "liquore store". The cleaners is "Cleaners". The restaurants are labeled "Eat". I can take pictures easily enough if you want proof. This is true.
10. If you're in Jersey you must get a pizza.
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Everyone here is lieing about my drinking. I barely drank.
In fact, it only takes one drink to get me drunk. (Problem is, I can't remember if its the 13th or 14th one...
edit: Another lesson. The diner food in New Jersey sucks.
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oh oh!
15. Sam drinks Blue Moon by the pitcher...no glass necessary. NO ORANGE!Big E likes this. -
take it like a man!
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Okay so I had one drink...
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Hence why I adore you.
MikeSteve, you taking lessons? NO FRUIT IN THE BEER!Big E and Fin-Omenal like this. -
If you want beer get a damn beer. I just drank Guinness Extra Stout straight out of the pint over the weekend :DFrumundah Finnatic likes this. -
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This is why you buy a cheap cooler, and fill it up in your room.:yes:
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Not sure another swimming pool episode would be wise....especially in Jersey in the Spring
The cooler part is TRUTH. brother John finished the contents of his then promptly left at Cardinals stadium
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
Or perhaps I will show the the power of the glasses and their hypnotising effect on women.
Or better yet we will sit around, drinking beer and laughing at sickfinfan's masturbation stories...:lol:Frumundah Finnatic, SICK, Fin Fan In Cali and 1 other person like this. -
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Something else to add to the list of lessons learned.
Apparently every girl knows what I do for a living without ever telling them... -
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
A sensitive whore. No, apparently they tagged me as being in sales from the word go.
Jason you remember that one girl's name? The one with the ginormous boobs that you took a picture with? I can't think of it to save my life. Charlene? Charone? Charlana? -
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Looks like I'm going to have to jump in here and defend my state.
First of all, MANY supermarkets around here do sell alcohol, and those are the places we hit up when the liquor store closes. All the ones I've ever seen close at 10:00.
I've never really seen driving as a problem here. Maybe it would be different if I drove in other states, but from other states I HAVE drove in, it isn't much different.
Jersey has a lot of beautiful places, like anal gap said, Wildwood is gorgeous, and many of the other beach towns are as well. Why don't you guys take a trip there one weekend this summer, then you'll really see the awesomeness of Jersey (minus the guidos, of course).
You're all a bunch of whiners.
Looks like you all had a blast though, sorry I couldn't make it. All though it's probably I good thing I didn't because I'm not a huge drinker and apparently you people look down on that. Alcoholics :shifty:.njfinfan likes this. -
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