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* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard.
* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.
* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"
* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.
* Drink every time Tebow references God. Or himself. Tom-A-to. Tom-ah-to.
* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd.
* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.
* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.
* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).
* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.
* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.
Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.
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i kinda want to try it would it really be an exercise in death?
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Only one more game fella's and the "Tebow effect" is over. :knucks:
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I feel bad for the guy. He's a genuine good human being and just because the press discusses him ad naseum, everyone hates him. After the game on Saturday the entire country was making fun of him and ridiculing him, people laughing about how he cried.... the very next day thousands of people were cheering Mike Vick, chanting his name.
What a stupid country we live in. Praise the criminals. **** on the good people.
Who cares if Tebow will succeed in the NFL or not? It seems everyone makes that their agenda when it doesn't matter.sking29 likes this. -
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Screw him. Unless he's a Dolphin, I hope he's an epic failure in the NFL as well. Then he can preach the good word to people who care. -
He was emotional after the Alabama game because that was the season and culmination of his collegiate career right there. The dude is human - he shows it.... But the nation ridicules him. If you can tell me that you have never shown emotion after something emotional for you, then you can talk ****. Otherwise, take it easy on the guy. I'm not even a Tebow fanboy, but with all the bashing this guy is getting all over the internet, it's just amazing how ridiculous this country is about it all. I would have thought that the people on this board were above all that. Frankly the hate just speaks of the immaturity of some people.
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Did u say 32-13?
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This would be like watching "Scarface" and snorting a line every time Tony does.
Been there....wasn't pretty.NaboCane likes this. -
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People can hate on Tim all they want, but the fact is he is truly a good kid. People always talk about how they look for a role model for kids in sports and when you find one they **** on him.texasPHINSfan, alen1 and Fin-Omenal like this. -
I don't get the hate for Tebow. Sports need more nice guys like him instead of d-bags that only care about themselves or their bank account.
I support a rival of Florida and I love what Tebow is all about and would have him on any of my teams in a second. I want a leader not a problem and I want a guy who cares about winning so much that he would cry instead of someone who couldn't care less even though they usually get paid millions to play a sport.
He has done nothing to deserve the venom he gets and I agree with texasPHINSfan I don't get how people can love and cheer criminals (or even whole teams of them sometimes) but crap on this guy. Sorry until Tebow does something besides care about what he does, his religion, or other people I'll continue to support him. The guy has never acted like he is above anyone else and can't help the media love.texasPHINSfan likes this. -
That is good to hear coming from a rival. I mean I'm a gator and I feel that yes the media does give him to much publicity and it can be annoying. But it doesn't mean he deserves any hate for it. It's not like he's out there creating a TV show about himself like some athletes. -
This guy makes Tom Brady look like a guy who loves to lose. He cries like a little ***** if his team doesn't go undefeated. No respect for the opponent. Just a bunch of self righteous pity. -
Very true man, the media can often turn you against him..and even I was rooting against him..and I feel terrible for it because things like that are reminders for us all WHO he really is. A great human being. -
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And I dislike Tebow, the player. Tebow, the person, I think is great for the sport. I think a lot of people look up to him and for good reason. Better than looking up to someone like Shawne Merriman. -
Just wait for a Tiger Woods like scandal to happen. No body is that perfect!
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