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Thought I'd put this here for this special occasion.Sorry if you wanted it somewhere else.
All in good,clean fun
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting
around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New York Jets
Q: What do the New York Jets and Billy
Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand
up and yell 'Jesus
Christ.'
Q: How do you keep a New York Jet out
of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in New York in case
of a tornado?
A: To the Meadowlands - they never get a
touchdown there.
Q: Why was Eric Mangini upset when the
New York Jets play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.
Q: What's the difference between the
New York Jets and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a
dollar bill.
Q: How many New York Jets does it take
to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.
Add your own.
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How do you know Vernon Gholston has been to your house?
He's crying on your kitchen floor and your cat just scored a touchdown.
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Did you hear Brett Favre couldn't get home after the game Sunday?
Someone put an end zone in front of the door.