So I posted this on my facebook last night. But figured I would share with my fellow lounge lizards as well.
So 2009 can kiss my black ***. Here is a list of the top 10 things I am swearing off as of January 1st, in no particular order:
1. Alcohol
2. Cigarettes
3. Soda
4. Girls
5. Beanies
6. Junk Food
7. Video Games
8. Masturbating
9. Drugs
10. Porn
And the following list is of the top 10 things I will relapse on doing by January 15th (at the latest), in no particular order:
1. Alcohol
2. Cigarettes
3. Soda
4. Girls
5. Beanies
6. Junk Food
7. Video Games
8. Masturbating
9. Drugs
10. Porn
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
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If you time it right, Porn and Masturbating can be the last thing you swear off, and the first thing your relapse just based on normal recovery times. Win/Win!
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If you could get your hands on a number 4, you would probably only need 3 and 6baboo72, azfinfanmang, Big E and 3 others like this.
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youll give up masterbating when i give up masterbating. so never.
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That will probably be the most productive two weeks of your life. Either that or all of the buildup from the lack of women, porn, and masturbation will cause you to stroke out after 5 days.
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I know what a beanie is, even the ****** version that you have pictured, but why swear off Beanies?jetssuck likes this.
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ssshhhh, everyone knows Wolf had a bad experience with a Beanie....we dont like to discuss it.
Wolf, was gang-raped, over the course of 46 minutes, by a gaggle of Beanies about 2yrs agojetssuck, Frumundah Finnatic and Samphin like this. -
Seriously, dont even get him started on this fad......a PROFITABLE organization controlled and run by several of the FELONs that did it to him.....not enough evidence to convict, so they continue to walk free among us today, spinning there plastic rotors in a mocking fashion to this day.
sad...very sad...
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
You know what is funny about this? I posted this on my FB, and my cousin thought the same thing, about me swearing off Beanie Babies. I will tell you what I told her.Not what I meant, but those can go to hell too.jetssuck, NaboCane, Frumundah Finnatic and 3 others like this. -
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A gaggle?
Is that the correct phrase for a group of Juvenile stuffed animals that go out of thier way to hunt down and gang-rape a down-trodden Miami Dolphins fan?
Just wondering as in case I ever get that question on an exam of any type I would certainly hate to get it wrong....:shifty:jetssuck likes this. -
stoopid, not the stuffed animals (that's a herd)...the hats with the propellers are the gaggle, and they RAPED him, man, they RAPED him hard for 46 minutes!!!!!:up:azfinfanmang and jetssuck like this.
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
This actually made me cringe. -
Stuttering SAM.....!!! (Yes, I listened, it was classic):up:
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i told you it wouldn't take that long.
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how long until you're back on soda, girls, and beanies? :tongue2:azfinfanmang and jetssuck like this.