No microprocessor? :shifty:


And, any specific weapons?

 

Porn>>>>>>>>>>>>>All

 

Battle Axe!!!

 

1. alcohol
2. pizza
3. porn
4. DVR
5. Directv NFL Ticket
6. internet
7. Yahoo pool
8. Playstation
9. Cars
10. Women

 

discovered by man....

 

man was never the same after!!!

 

amen brother.......amen...:pity:

 

1 Guns.
2 sliced bread.
3 shirt pocket.
4 gps...(sucks getting lost while on a hunt)
5 zeiss scopes. I can now hit targets over 600 yards away.
6 Automobiles.
7 condoms. some people should be forced to wear them.
8 Quads. great tool for getting large game back to camp.
9 internet. I can now book hunts all over this planet with no long distance bills.
10 airplanes.

 

1. Metal (Music/Instruments)
2. Boobies...and Women
3. Football
4. Beer
5. Baseball
6. Internet/Computer
7. Weaponry
8. Television
9. Movies
10. The Sports Bar

 

:up: I fully agree boobs don't look that great on men.

 

1. joey lawrence



2. tv so we can watch joey lawrence.
3. radio so we can listen to joey lawrence's awesome single.
4. cd so we can listen to joey lawrence's greatest hits.
5. shoes so we can dance while we listen to joey lawrence.
6. cable so we can watch reruns of joey lawrence.
7. internet so we can download wall paper of joey lawrence.
8. keyboard so we can type out joey lawrence.
9. the ability to loop so we can loop the greatest two words ever pronounced "whoa-- oa"
10. sweaters to wrap around our hips like joey lawrence


/end thread

 

I guess you feel the same about dictionaries and spellcheck?

 

1. Boobies
2. Music
3. Dogs
4. Miami Dolphins
5. Nachos
.
.
The rest...

 

1. Any kind of awesome food
2. Electricity
3. Musical Instruments
4. Computers/Internet
5. Zen
6. Glasses
7. Air Conditioning/Heaters
8. Stonehenge
9. Holistic Medicine
10. Conversation

For fun. Top ten worst list based upon my own brain.

1. Human Discord.
2. Government Corruption
3. Highly populated areas
4. The automobile
5. Monotony
6. Organized Religion
7. Pet rock
8. Hair Bands
9. Commercials
10. Expectation

as a bonus

11. Impatience

 

1.) The Camel Toe
2.) The Thong
3.) The NFL
4.) Budweiser Select
5.) The Ford Mustang
6.) The Pocket Pu........
7.) Blu ray Porn
8.) Viva Viagra
9.) The Wheel
10.) Jelking


...these 10 things here is why man should never fall into deppression no matter how bad things get.

 

1. Fire
2. Electricity
3. Medicine
4. Language
5. Historical records
6. Rapid long distance communication (hearsay to mail to telegraphs to telephone/TV/radio to the WWW)
7. Internal Combustion Engine
8. Space exploration
9. Photography
10. Manufactured weapons

 

Sunglasses
Windshield Wipers
Coffee Maker
Blow Dryer
Dog nail clippers
Corkscrew/ wine opener
Air Conditioner
Perfume
Vending Machines
Those neck things they gave out at Dolphin Stadium 2 years ago

 

1. Existence.

God 1 - Scientists 0

:D

Oh goody, can't wait to see a response to this.

 

Dinosaurs 1 Religion 0

 

Neither can be proved beyond a shadow of a doubt.

:sidelol:

 

ok here goes, in no particular order:

1. Wheel
2. Internet
3. Written Language
4. American Football/thephins.com
5. The Chair
6. Structure of DNA
7. Flight
8. LOST
9. Polio Vaccine
10. My latest discovery: I need a girlfriend so I'm not up at 2:30 making up top 10 lists :no::hump:

 

:lol: there was a list on cracked.com today of the top 7 (i think) dinosaurs that anyone could take in a fight. pretty funny.. too lazy to find the link right now though. check it out though

 

1- indoor plummbing
2-electrictity
3-phone (cell phone)
4-TV
5-cars
6-advanced medical technology
7-toiltet paper (try being without that)

 

Yeah I saw that lol. Actually I don't think you could take the last 3 especially the last one 7 feet of death no thanks.

 

in no particular order

1. wheel
2. fire
3. assembly line
4. internet
5. television
6. shoelaces
7. ink
8. electricity
9. indoor plumbing
10. zipper

 

I think the 2 things that the serious lists are leaving out are, Printing Press & Concrete.

 

for those who say organized religion is on their "worst" lists, a little delving into history as to to importance of organized religion to the progress of civilization may change their tune, but thats another discussion

the highest arts, science and literature in the formative periods of western society were either commissioned by or supported by organized religion

people founded this country for the freedom from and of religion. for not organized religion, this world would be a dark place and most of the things on these lists may never have come to be

 

If you start that thread, I'll gladly join the ranks of dissent from that opinion.:shifty:

 

and you'll be wrong.



ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Alright ... here's my top 10.

1. Fire
2. The wheel
3. The hammer
4. The steam engine
5. The airplane
6. Cellular microbiology
7. The internet
8. The cell phone
9. Nanotechnology

And .....

...

10. ThePhins.com

 

The printing press at 1 would be on mine followed by the internet at 2. Both seemingly made the world a much smaller place and provided the masses with educational resources... If it weren't for the internet I'd have no access to my beloved phins. And yes, though not educational (well, maybe for some), they both also provide porn :chuckle:

As for religion, the most loved, the most hated, the most debated, how could it not deserve a spot on the list? Love it or leave it, you can't deny it's influence over the centuries has been staggering.

 

In no particular order :

1. Electricity - Source of power for our everyday uses
2. Internet - Almost unlimited resource for information of any kind
3. Automobile - here to there reasonably fast
4. Music ('Without music life would be a mistake - Nietzsche )
5. Language - whatever yours may be, communication is very important
6. Airplane - here to there even faster
7. Camera - photo or video it enables us to remember the past
8. Education - Something everybody can use to better themselves
9. Telephone - Faster and easier way to communicate
10. Fire - generates power, cooks food, heats your house, just to name a few

 

Concrete's a good one that would have to bump the Phins from my list.

The Roman Empire, including the Aquaduct, was built using concrete.

 

You win this round Captain Chinnuts. But I'll be back, and when I do, you and your precious city will burn!!!!!!!!!BURN!!!!!!!!!
MWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!