In the grand tradition of Texts from Last Night and F My Life comes Tweeting too Hard, a collection of ridiculously self-important Twitter posts (tweets).
A sampling:
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i still don't know how i feel about these things..
i mean, there are like 3 or 4 people with multiple tweets on the first page alone. makes you think that those are either the website editors or just people purposely writing things to get on...
some are still funny though -
arent you just helping these people get more hits though by linking to their twits or whatever haha. Seems like this will just help perpetuate their self aggrandizing even more.
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i'm considering making one of those and only updating it for the most ridiculous **** like when i gotta take a piss or when i'm going to get some water or a beer or something. and act like it's important of course.
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Sure beats the jerk on facebook posting ( . Y . ) on his status bar.
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1687260346 10 Dear Diary: this weekend I learned that when I try to be myterious, I usually just come off as interesting and charming.
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i dont twitter. dont really see the point
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