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Can't stand chicks who get pissed if they get nothing from their boyfriend for V-Day. That is all.
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I wish I could buy the copyright to the name Valentine's Day. I'd take the rights and wipe my butt with them. They'll have to find some other name for it. Maybe they'll be honest and just name it "Buy-some-more-disposable-****-for-someone-who-couldn't-give-less-of-a-crap-about-you Day" or "Get-her-something-expensive-unnecessarily-because-she-likes-you-that-much-that-she-would-care-either-way Day", or even "We've-brainwashed-her-into-expecting-something-from-you-today-so-tough-luck-a-hole Day"
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If this is the case, then tell her you're gonna save it for later (don't actually get anything material)... then take her out to dinner and then drop her off. At the door to her home say "Happy Valentine's Day, babe..." look into her eyes and just hold her quietly for about 9 seconds. If she still asks for some sort of gift, then simply walk away... (don't say anything to her). She'll probably call you the next day, let her speak first. if her tone is angry or there is even the slightest hint of resentment you can go ahead and just dump dat ho. However, if she sounds chipper or even apologetic, she might be worth keeping.
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Actually I'm single right now (THANK GOD). The reason why this pisses me off because I hear the same crap every year. F made up holidays.
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I’ve been single forever now, but never understood the anti-Valentine’s Day rage. Some of you guys have to settle down and eat some chocolate on sale. :lol:
Travis has the right idea.Rocky Raccoon, late again and Starry31 like this. -
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I hate Valentines Day too, but it's not worth it to take the stand and not buy something for your girlfriend wife.
Some battles are not worth fighting.MikeHoncho likes this. -
Valentines Day: The only socially acceptable form of prostitution...
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Hey, they're gifts... not straight cash... and some of us don't even get lucky :shifty: That'd be the worst prostitution ever.
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Like most holidays it is about the kids at my house. Chocolate covered strawberries and cookies,
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The gal wanted a puppy for Valentine's day....... Solution......... Webkinz :up:
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I knitted my jar of vaseline a sort of afghan/cozy, sure I could of went with flowers but I think making something yourself really speaks from the heart.
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Yeah, I was sure it wouldn't rub her the wrong way.
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I'm just glad I was able to come to grips with the situation.
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It turns out our relationship is pretty smooth.
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Last year she told me to "Talk to the hand!"
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I liken it to the mortal kombat spinal chord combo death of masturbatorial jokes...
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That's exactly why I hate valentines day. Its like you're obliged to give gifts for your significant other and when you didn't give them something, it pisses them off.MikeHoncho likes this.
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Yeah man. I'm saying we men need to get organized to protest Valentine's Day. Because I'd be willing to bet Feminist groups would be up in arms if an official "Gimme-a-BJ-&-make-me-a-sammich Day" were ever proposed, let alone established.NaboCane and Pandarilla like this. -
My wife and I have been married many moons and we have never celebrated VDay. Neither of us has ever bought a card, candy, or anything else for each other. It's a made up holiday for the chocolate and card companies. We have bought cards for the kids to pass out in school. I wouldn't want them to be the only one in class not participating.
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V-day can suck a big one..
My ex-Wife was a disaster if I didn't get the perfect gift.. It was literally a week of fear :) LOL
Yesterday I went to Target to grab a card for my girlfriend who is totally awesome and shares my feelings about V-day.. She could care less and in fact made me swear that I wouldn't get her anything other than a card.. Next to me were 10-15 people, all with the look of fear and misery on their faces.. One dude looked like he was shaking...
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It's okay man. It's okay now. You got a good one by the looks of it. It's over, buddy. We're the V-day Veterans of America and we're here for ya bud.Pandarilla and Bumrush like this.
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My wifes face book post from yesterday:
I love my wife, and I am moderately fond of Redbreast (a decent pure pot still whiskey) so...MikeHoncho likes this. -
Holy crap. Extremely happy for you both, wish you both the very best, but send me an e-mail if she ever dumps you!Two Tacos likes this.
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What did you all get Unlucky's Mom for Vday?
I got her this nice card with some carnations. i was impressed cause she even shaved for me. and i dont mean her moustache..BlameItOnTheHenne and NaboCane like this. -
Really????????????????????????????BlameItOnTheHenne, Aqua4Ever04, Fin D and 1 other person like this.
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I always laugh at the anti-Valentine's Day posts on facebook. Most of the time people come off as bitter that they don't have someone. Obviously, a lot of disdain for the holiday is valid but I know for a fact that a lot of my single friends who bash it are just really bitter they don't have a reason to celebrate it.
And yes, I have a girlfriend, but I was never anti-Valentine's Day all those years I was single. I always got into the spirit and masturbated with pink tissues.Pandarilla, SICK and AbideN703 like this. -
Would you be saying this if your chick's gift to you was her in a lingerie outfit followed by 3 hours of *******s/fantastic sex?
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