Dan Campbell is helluva coach, Bill Lazor is a figure head so Al Saunders is calling all the offensive plays and Lou G has the defensive hitting on all cylinders.

cut the dead weight and build around Dan Campbells vision for the team.

 

Obviously if that were to happen I would conclude that Campbell is making a hell of a different as the head coach and Ross needs to sign him to a new contract.

Of course I think the Dolphins going 0-4 in those games is far more likely than 4-0.

 

Spoiler

but really

 

What would you do if you woke up covered in a million dollars in cash, and a purple miniature shetland was flying in circles above the bed singing the supermario bros song, while Obama played handball against your wall with the grown up kids from Kriss Kross, and all of this is happening in a spaceship travelling through a wormhole to a galaxy where taco bell churros are the currency.


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Yes please.

 

What kind of drugs did you get into while in Celebration?

 

I would say, "So long, and thanks for all the fish".

 

I'd be happy with that.

 

I'd start singing "Jump, Jump!" and wonder what the trade rate for dollars to churros is...

 

I'd say cue the face palm memes because Ross is probably about to hand over a big extension to Dan Campbell after a couple worthless wins.

 

Dude, we're only 1-3. I'm not saying that we're playoff-bound, but there's still 12 games left in the season.

 

Dirty things.

 

I would say... "Good acid".

 

Oh, I get it. This is the first week where our opponents didn't actually slaughter us, so it signals optimism for the rest of the season. Gotcha.

 

How can you not be optimistic. Philbin and Coyle are gone....we got better just by subtraction

 

If you thought Philbin & Coyle was our biggest roadblock to winning, why wouldn't you be more optimistic now? Either they were the problem or they weren't.

 

I would think "Damn.Should have picked my Phins in the football pool"

 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.