Whats the worst thing that you've said to a girlfriend, wife, etc.???
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UCF FINaticNew MemberOPI sort of have Foot-In-Mouth disease when it comes to me and my girlfriend; so I was wondering whats the worst thing that you've said to a girlfriend, wife, etc. that has gotten you in the most trouble, BUT you were able to pull yourself out of it and remain their boyfriend, wife, etc.???
***If you want to also put the worset things that you've said and not gotten away with it that would be funny too.***
Heres the two I have said off the top of my head:
1.) I said, "For instance, I don't know your Middle name; but if you gave me a multiple choice question with your Middle name in it, I would be able to pick which one it is."
- I said this to my girlfriend while trying to explain how my brain works in regards to test questions and the difference between open-ended questions and multiple choice. She refused to give me four middle names with hers in there and I spent the next 45 minutes trying to guess her Middle name while she grew angier after each incorrect guess. After some hints I finally got it... Boy was I in the dog house for a while.
2.) I said "But I don't think I could act as needy as you."
- I said this to my girlfriend as well... She told me to act like her for a change and text her as soon as I wake up in the morning, and I responded with that great line :pity:. I truely meant it as a joke, but boy she didn't take it like one. It took me a lot of explain on that one and if you really want to know everything I said to get out of that one, just ask.
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MiamianNew MemberWait! You said that you didn't know her last name or didn't remember? Did she ever tell you?
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I think my worst one hasn't been to one of my significant others.
I was over at a buddy's place having a few beers and shooting the breeze. The topic of conversation somehow moved onto fellatio, and my buddy said that he failed to see what the big deal about fellatio is and he'd much rather have conventional sex.
I said "Then you haven't had it done right"
I looked around and noticed that I was getting the evil eye from in a major way from his his wife for that one.
UCF FINaticNew Member"Miamian wrote:
Wait! You said that you didn't know her last name or didn't remember? Did she ever tell you?
No, I told her that I didn't know her Middle name; which she already told me earlier on in our relationship.... so I guess your right I technically admitted to not remembering her Middle name.
As soon as I said that a heated look came over her face and she grew more and more pissed as I tried to remember what it was. I kept telling her to give me 3 fake middle names and her real one (like a multiple choice test) and I would be able to pick the correct one lol. She was like I am not going to do that, so instead she listened to me guess middle names for about 45 minutes as she grew more and more mad.
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padre31luxury_boxOh boy UCF...:lol:
I'd have to say once a GF asked me to get her something and I replied:
"What's the matter are you afraid you will lose a centimeter off your arse or something, get it yourself"
That one did not go over so well.
anlgpNew MemberThe worst thing I've done over rides any worse thing I've said. At least in my mind. If you ask any of my exes they may tell you differently.
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UCF FINaticNew Member"padre31 wrote:
Oh boy UCF...:lol:
I'd have to say once a GF asked me to get her something and I replied:
"What's the matter are you afraid you will lose a centimeter of you arse or something, get it yourself"
That one did not go over so well.
HAHA classic!!!
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Stitchesluxury_boxA g/f I had was playing a trick on me, saying she was late and I responded with this gem:
"It doesn't matter, there's no way it's my kid."
1. Because I always wrap it up and 2. Because my friend told me it was a joke before she told me.
Needless to say it did not go over well even after explanations.
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PeaTearGriffinNew MemberHmm so many. I tend to always put my foot in my mouth.
I've done the don't know where you're from thing. Heard about that for awhile.
I've drunkenly told my ex to suck my ****. That didn't go over well.
anlgpNew Member"PeaTearGriffin wrote:
Hmm so many. I tend to always put my foot in my mouth.
I've done the don't know where you're from thing. Heard about that for awhile.
I've drunkenly told my ex to suck my ****. That didn't go over well.
:lol:
my friend (ex) and I made a bet. i forget what she wanted but i opted for the BJ if i won it. she made some sort of comment ending with "when this is all over" so i said "have fun sucking my **** when this is all over".
she lost it :lol:
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PeaTearGriffinNew Member"cnc66 wrote:
I love you
This tends to be a deal breaker as well
anlgpNew Member"PeaTearGriffin wrote:
This tends to be a deal breaker as well
it sends everything down hill
so does sex
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femalefinfanluxury_boxMy man once told me I ruined his life. Needless to say, he got smacked across the face.
anlgpNew Member"femalefinfan wrote:
My man once told me I ruined his life. Needless to say, he got smacked across the face.
Ouch.
on both the comment and the slapping.
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Phinvader BillNew MemberThe worst thing I can think of, I said to my wife. I was laid off for 2 months, and the bills were piling up. My wife is the stress queen. She will stress out over anything and everything. We were arguing about the bills, and I said "You know, most of our problems are more due to you stressing out than anything else." I felt really bad about that one, and I apologized, but still. That was rough.
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Sethdaddy8forum_veteran"PeaTearGriffin wrote:
Hmm so many. I tend to always put my foot in my mouth.
I've done the don't know where you're from thing. Heard about that for awhile.
I've drunkenly told my ex to suck my ****. That didn't go over well.
what??? pssssht, i say that twice a day. i usually mean it literally though.
unluckylucianoNew Member"Aqua4Ever04 wrote:
I've recently gotten into something with a Puerto Rican girl (yes, the same girl from the, "My Boss Digs Me" thread.
Any way, she's half Puerto Rican and half Japaneese. The other day she asked me if she looked Asian in a picture and I replied with this gem:
"No, you look more Mexican than anything."
Being the moron that I am, it offended her but she quickly got over it. I've just always been used to saying that about latinos in general.
didn't know being called a mexican is insulting.
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dolfan06New Member"UCF FINatic wrote:
I sort of have Foot-In-Mouth disease when it comes to me and my girlfriend; so I was wondering whats the worst thing that you've said to a girlfriend, wife, etc. that has gotten you in the most trouble, BUT you were able to pull yourself out of it and remain their boyfriend, wife, etc.???
it was over 45 years ago. my girlfriends ex-boyfriend got out the army and started seeing her again, i went over to her house one day and he was there, i flipped him a quarter and told him to go get a good piece of xxx. i not only got slapped by her, i got slapped by 3 or 4 of her friends.
it was worth it though, it was like coining a phrase, several guys started using it.
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cnc66luxury_box"femalefinfan wrote:
My man once told me I ruined his life. Needless to say, he got smacked across the face.
you manwrecker you :shifty:
54Finsforum_veteranMind you,I was 15 at the time.
There was this beautiful Philippine girl who had a crush on me for a long time.
One day she sent her friend to ask "me"out.All I remember was being really nervous and telling her friend. No thank you,that goes against my religion.:no:
Considering we went to the same school most of our lives,and we were the same religion.That didn't go over very well.She never said another word to me again....lesson learned.:pity:
I had a girl ask me one time if I thought she was sexy, in which I replied, you're too cute to be sexy... and it apparently was offenceive to her. To this day I'm stil like whats the big deal?
steveincoloradoNew MemberI was in bed with a woman one time and called her by the WRONG name.:no:
She got pretty upset:sad:
femalefinfanluxury_box"unstoppablefnz wrote:
I had a girl ask me one time if I thought she was sexy, in which I replied, you're too cute to be sexy... and it apparently was offenceive to her. To this day I'm stil like whats the big deal?
IMO cute is like your 8 year old neice. Awww, she's cute. Sexy is a woman you would drop every thing to nail.
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