You know you've watched too much ESPN draft coverage when...
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GARDENHEADSupporterOP1. You've seen Mark Sanchez play basketball with a bunch of firemen 800 times.
2. Suzy Kolber has told you that Stafford is "pumped" 20 times in the past 12 hours.
Anyone got some more?
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Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country. Sure, it may eventually get you where you want to go, but it’s messy and unpleasant and uncomfortable, it stinks, the entire time you’ll be wishing you weren’t there, and not everybody along for the ride is going to make it to the end. - Quote stolen from Deadspin
3. When you've been told by Chris Mortensen 965 times that the Patriots will be looking to move up (or maybe not).
DisgustipateSupporter4. When the first photons of light from the television screen reach your retina
Paul 13StaffI'm watching NFLN...
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Paul 13StaffBy the way, Mayock just called this the worst draft in recent NFL history... hioooooooo
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texanphinaticForum VeteranNo offense to Ronnie, but the 2005 draft was pretty terrible overall.
Personally I dont see the truly elite prospects in here, but there is a wealth of talent in the late first to early third.
The G ManForum Veteran"Paul 13 wrote:
I'm watching NFLN...
Me too. ESPN blows (IMO).
Although, it would be worth tuning in just to watch Sweet Sweet Suzy...:tt1:
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anlgpNew MemberYou know you've seen too many mock drafts when....
1. You're ready to claw your own eyes out that way you don't have to see them anymore.
2. You're ready to make yourself deaf so you don't have to hear them anymore.
3. You wish you had a fast forward button on the TV to go to certain picks in the draft to prove everyone wrong
4. ???
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
GARDENHEADSupporterDont get NFL Network. I pay the cable company enough $.
Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country. Sure, it may eventually get you where you want to go, but it’s messy and unpleasant and uncomfortable, it stinks, the entire time you’ll be wishing you weren’t there, and not everybody along for the ride is going to make it to the end. - Quote stolen from Deadspin
B.SeboForum VeteranI can't imagine watching NFLN this year. No Schefter (which was the only reason to watch IMO). Can't stand Mayock. ESPN has Erin Andrews in New York today!
That schedule guy that shows up once a year.
Paul 13Staff"B.Sebo wrote:
I can't imagine watching NFLN this year. No Schefter (which was the only reason to watch IMO). Can't stand Mayock. ESPN has Erin Andrews in New York today!
What happened to Schefter? I didn't get the memo... :pity:
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FinSaneForum Veteran5. you start styling your hair like Mel Kiper...
anlgpNew Memberyou wish they would put suzy k on the tv more than the "draft guys" :drool:
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
FinSaneForum Veteran"anlgp wrote:
you wish they would put suzy k on the tv more than the "draft guys" :drool:
you couldnt handle suzy kolber
ooh i got one..when you here all the experts say that Aarron curry is not a pass rusher 600 times followed by the same experts saying Aarron curry will go to x team because they need a pass rusher.
The G ManForum Veteran"GARDENHEAD wrote:
Dont get NFL Network. I pay the cable company enough $.
I hear ya. Fortunately for me it's part of my basic service. :up:
"finsane wrote:
5. You start styling your hair like mel kiper...
lol...
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B.SeboForum Veteran"Paul 13 wrote:
What happened to Schefter? I didn't get the memo... :pity:
His contract runs out in August and he has not accept an extension yet and is believed to be headed to ESPN. He has not been on the air for NFLN in quite a while.
That schedule guy that shows up once a year.
GISHForum Veteran6. when you seen Mel Kiper in his cyber draft board commercial one million times, moving players up and down by pointing his fingers, and making lame comments like "The game changer: Matthew Sttafford, makes all the throws that no one else can."
7. You know the Michael Oher story and can name every family member from his adopted family.
King FelixSupporter"gi§h® wrote:
6. when you seen Mel Kiper in his cyber draft board commercial one million times, moving players up and down by pointing his fingers, and making lame comments like "The game changer: Matthew Sttafford, makes all the throws that no one else can."
**** that commercial. its so old
