Were gonna hear a ton about this Marino "scandal" upcoming so we might as well have fun with it.
Lets do a thread for Marino jokes, headlines and what possible pick up lines he may use when "scanning the field" for tail. :lol:
I'll start.
Marino still "scoring" long after NFL career over.
Investigators say Marino "pass attempts" per bar dwarf his "pass attempts per game".
Marino still targeting "end zones" in retirement.
Marino flubs up fledgling mafia career by skipping directly to "get a goomah" step.
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Marino is so good .......That the one and only time he wanted to throw an INT, he actually threw a TD!
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Dan was not a mobile QB in the traditional sense...he could, however, move around in the pocket with the best of them.
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I hear pressure from his backside made him dump it early.
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Marino thought he launched a bullet to the tight end. Sadly, it got tipped down and landed in a puddle right below it.
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Chad Henne had it right, it's not always good to go deep, sometimes you have to check down and pull out, before the play clock expires.
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Marino led 2 minute drill leads to "too many kids on the field" penalty.
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Marino didn't realize that his intense, competitive and piercing blue eyes could melt condoms.
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News release:
Marino blames Trojan for love child.
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This is all a smoke screen let out by Don Shula who wants to draft Marino in the hall of fame golf tournament at pebble beach for September.
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Marino claims its all the womans fault.
Because she had a sun tattoo around her vagina he felt obligated to plunge his Dolphin through it.
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Does this mean he's won the same amount of playoff games as the Dolphins since he retired? Has to count for something, right?
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Marino has an improved running game as he took that one up the middle for the touchdown.
I guess Marino played in an era with spread formations after all.
Hopefully the deep ball was all she caught.
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One fake spike, too many
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Shes a dumbass if she wanted more than sex out of this, she had to know she'd never get a ring.
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Dan in his fired up voice: "C'mon, let's get those legs open! Get those legs open, c'mon!"
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For the first time in his illustrious career, Marino yelled at a slot receiver for not dropping his payload.
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