I like the red.

 

I halfway expected a photo of a massage therapist on the helmet!

 

Oh that’s so baaaaad Key :lol:

 

I think I'd like more helmet designs that use a metallic color like that.

 

They are changing the franchise name to the Houston Happy Endings instead

 

Those are both so horrible. The Texans in particular have one of my favorite helmets in the league. And the Bengals one looks like a blank page from a coloring book.

 

Man, that helmet is as ugly as a pair of bowling shoes!

 

I think both look good, though I prefer the normal ones for each, I think the battle red Texans one is really fun.

I can only hope this means one day we'll get an orange or aqua helmet to go with an orange jersey.

 

The White Bengal is pretty neat, and since white bengals are an actually existing variant to orange it fits thematically as well.

The Texans red just feels like change for the sake of change (or merch sales).

 

Please no. I want a white helmet with an aqua freaking face mask. Its been nearly a decade, can we have it back?

 

Yes, that is why they have uniforms with logos. To make money.

Never understood the thought of change for change sake.

 

That looks really good.

 

IMO, I think this just looks too busy. The logo has red with a red background. They need to turn the logo horn grey since their only other colors seem to be blue and white.

 

I like the new Texans helmet- reminds me of a racecar paint job. The white Bengal...I don't know. That one will take some time to adjust to. I do like that it's different but past that, I don't think I can comment yet.

 

I think white tigers look cool.

 

This should be Texans new logo

 

Not bad, but a little bland.
I'd like to see them wearing those in a game in Buffalo when 2 inches of snow is falling per hour and everything is just buried in it.

 

I think you'd have to replace that oil rig with a coal plant to power an electric car?

 

You mean, they should just go back to the old name/logo? The Houston Oilers.

 

A little rebranding from the Texans, to help move on from the Watson era.

The Bengals enjoyed the spotlight from the Super Bowl run, so they want to extend that with a uniform tweak. They have Burrow, so fading away was never really an option.

 

I actually really like the Bengals whiteout helmets/attire. Looks pretty cool to me.

 

That one went right over your heads didn't it. Do you not see the symbolism?

 

No no, I did. Lol

 

I actually like them

 

I do too, it's a cool look....really sleek.

 

Personally I'd love to see the NFL loosen up the rules and let teams go wild with their uniforms and helmets. Something like Oregon is/was known to due in college football, something crazy each week. Teams don't have to do it, if you want to stay traditional and never have an alternate, fine. But if a team wants to really push the limits with design, I don't see why a team in the NFL can't do it if some college teams are able to.

 

I think that I might need to nope out of this thread due to how vastly different my opinions are than most of you. Yikes.

This is all unprofessional nonsense.

 

Bengals, Texans, Panthers, Jets. I could be persuaded to swap 2 and 3 based on how they look with full unis on.

 

Tampons
Panties
Jests
Bungholes

 

Are you referring those massage "technicians" who have "come to grips" with Watson - legally speaking. -LOL

 

Forgot the LOL!

 

They do.