50 Things Men Wish Women Knew - Prob the best thing I've ever posted
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This list had me rollin when I read it. Too many great ones on here to pick a fav but 6, 19, 22 and 48 are money. Theres a few head scratchers on here but most are gems. Enjoy and add one if you like.
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.
2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.
5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.
6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.
7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once.
8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.
10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job.
11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.
13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.
14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.
15. I don't ask for directions because I’m just happy to be driving. Anywhere.
16. Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.
17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn't always have to lead to sex.
18. But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?
19. There's no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.
20. Though the exhaust note of a Porsche Boxster is pretty damn fine, too.
21. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don’t be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway.
22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
23. You’re really bad at faking it.
24. If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you’re late.
25. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.
26. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.
27. Error on the side of hot; I love to show you off.
28. Unless we're meeting my parents.
29. When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're checking our e-mail.
30. Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesn't need to be a mini-skirt; it's been a long winter.
31. Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.
32. We don't mind being told we look good. Just don't call it a "cute outfit."
33. We love ponytails.
34. Being good in bed means a) enthusiasm; b) a sense of humor; and sometimes c) patience.
35. The first time? We're as nervous as you are.
36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.
37. Make us laugh and we'll want to hang around.
38. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.
39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman's problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.
40. You can pick the movie, but have a reason.
41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words "naked" and "waiting."
42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.
43. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.
44. If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards,play basketball or football we just might fall in love.
45. No, I don't remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter. I'm a guy, not a tape recorder.
46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.
47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.
48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?"
49. Don't rely on us for keeping you up on the news.
50. Never say, "I know you better than you know yourself." Nobody does
I'd also like to add:
- If I ask if somethings wrong and you answer me with a bitchy "no" then expect to sit in silence.
- I love when you make me food, but dont expect me to be mobile for about 45 mins after.
- White pants are always a good choice.
- I love when we make fun of the WNBA together.
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nice list. on an unrelated note - The ad that comes up in this thread is "gay chubby dating" wtf?!?
"xDOLPHINSx wrote:
nice list. on an unrelated note - The ad that comes up in this thread is "gay chubby dating" wtf?!?
yikes :pity: glad i got the fantasy football ad with AP then.
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"xDOLPHINSx wrote:
nice list. on an unrelated note - The ad that comes up in this thread is "gay chubby dating" wtf?!?
lol I got the "InteracialRomance" ad.


wow...50? Thats asking alot. I just want a woman to know 5 things personally.
1. How to cook
2. How to clean
3. How to shut up
4. How to do more then just lay there
5. and How to be a good mom
Enough for me right their...


"xDOLPHINSx wrote:
nice list. on an unrelated note - The ad that comes up in this thread is "gay chubby dating" wtf?!?
They're targeted ads.
Seems you're the only one who got it.
:lol:
Make the throwback uniforms permanent!
48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?"
Classic.
Make the throwback uniforms permanent!
Dave chappelle has a good list of 4 too but I duno if its PC enough for the mods.
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#51. I know my family is crazy....but yours is 10x crazier. accept it.
"slickj101 wrote:
Dave chappelle has a good list of 4 too but I duno if its PC enough for the mods.
You mean:
1.**** my ****.
2. Jiggle my ****.
3. Make me a sandwich.
4. Dont talk so much.
:wink2:
"Making people on the Internet feel better about their own lives since 2004"
"HardKoreXXX wrote:
You mean:
1.**** my ****.
2. Jiggle my ****.
3. Make me a sandwich.
4. Dont talk so much.
:wink2:
yep. thats a pretty good list. keep it simple stupid.
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Sorry I missed this first time around. Great stuff bro. :lol:
Another one:
Dont flip out when I dont answer my phone right away. Ill call you back eventually.
"FinSane wrote:
Another one:
Dont flip out when I dont answer my phone right away. Ill call you back eventually.
never gonna happen.


"FinSane wrote:
Another one:
Dont flip out when I dont answer my phone right away. Ill call you back eventually.
That sounds like dont assume the worst in every scenario.
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My favorite is:
Dont call me when you're driving in your car and then have nothing to talk about. I know you only called because you're bored.
"Making people on the Internet feel better about their own lives since 2004"
"HardKoreXXX wrote:
My favorite is:
Dont call me when you're driving in your car and then have nothing to talk about. I know you only called because you're bored.
or when they call you naked and get mad becuase your a pervert about it.....or when they are taking a dump and...ewww....


"enforcerfin33 wrote:
or when they call you naked and get mad becuase your a pervert about it.....or when they are taking a dump and...ewww....
Dont forget the ever popular: Im going to call you and talk to everyone else in the room Im in except you.
"Making people on the Internet feel better about their own lives since 2004"
"slickj101 wrote:
That sounds like dont assume the worst in every scenario.
I had a gf who was like that. One time i didnt answer my phone right away because i was eating my hands were dirty. So like 10 mins later she shows up all heated saying "WHY HAVENT YOU ANSWERED YOUR PHONE? AND YOURE STUFFING YOUR FACE???"
That was the day I realized we werent going to work out. Glad I got rid of that crazy bitch.:up:
"HardKoreXXX wrote:
Dont forget the ever popular: Im going to call you and talk to everyone else in the room Im in except you.
Oh man thats the worst. Its like why bother?? :lol:
"FinSane wrote:
Oh man thats the worst. Its like why bother?? :lol:
because their bored so they figure you should suffer with them.
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"slickj101 wrote:
because their bored so they figure you should suffer with them.
Thats the point of a relationship isnt it? :pointlol:
"FinSane wrote:
Oh man thats the worst. Its like why bother?? :lol:
Yeah thats followed closely by a dial tone or a "dropped call" :pointlol:
"Boik14 wrote:
Yeah thats followed closely by a dial tone or a "dropped call" :pointlol:
Whooops! :lol:
"FinSane wrote:
Thats the point of a relationship isnt it? :pointlol:
not unless your into mutual torture.
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