Glad you're safe. Sounds like a really creepy experience.

 

Call your PD right away next time before posting here dude! Did you have a cell phone on you? Never worry about calling 911 if you feel threatened. As a 911 dispatcher I'm always happy to talk to someone in that situation and send help if you need it.
It's unclear what his intentions were but you never know. Did you tell him your address or anything? Also, make sure he didn't pickpocket you when he hugged you. It's possible

 

Lucky for you, male serial killers usually don't kill other dudes they meet on the street. And who says he liked you enough to want to rape and murder you? Someone is full of himself, I see.

 

On a serious note, the guy was obviously an addict. You gave him money, he was grateful. I don't think it was much more than that.

 

Yeah, I don't think you almost got robbed, you almost got raped.

 

Why is why you never give an addict money. When you do, it's like an invitation. Like inviting a vampire into your home.

 

Glad to see you're still with us Anlgp.


























Can I borrow five dollars?

 

If it were me, as soon as he touched me I would have kicked his ***. Glad your ok, there are strange people out there.

 

Was anyone else oddly aroused by this story?

did it remind you a little of the heimlich maneuver? :chuckle:

 

uuummm NO!!!!

I think he was more interested on having him chock on something, not stopping him from chocking...

 

anlgp needs to walk home more often so we can maybe have a weekly story time thread. Food for thought.

 

lol. That's quite possible. Allllthough..... if he held him upside down he probably could've accomplished both. :lol:

 

Yeah you're right....... but perhaps if he went into more detail about "the left out X-rated part"..????

 

I agree. If I innocently handed a crack whore ten bucks, she'd probably still be like:

whore-- {looks both ways} "S-s-so" {head scratch, looks both ways again}, "where would you like me to **** you?" {scratches forearm}.
me------"No, I gave it to you for free."
whore-- "Aint nutt'n fa'free. Yew'da poe'leese?"
me------"No, stupid. The police woulda trumped up false charges for a free bj."














especially ones from Maryland.

 

Glad you're ok bro.

 

man do I look stupid, choke, not chock, I had two thoughts in my head at the time, choke and ****........so I typed chock lol

 

But he was so handsome and his hair appeared to float.

 

One time I gave a bum a dollar and he offered to shine my shoes. I said no, but he insisted. I gave him another dollar because he did such a great job. Then he starts to clean my car. I wanted to say no again but my windshield had never been cleaner, so I gave him one more buck. Then he asks for my W2 so he could do my taxes. I was REALLY gonna put my foot down after this but he found like 2 grand worth of business expenses I could write off and I got an awesome return. Funny how things work out.

 

So you come from a long line of wimpys...

 

Simultaneously thinking about choke and c0ck were you? :wink2:........ And you weren't even the least bit aroused by that story?
Anlgp, you gots a tough crowd to please, my friend.

 

I had no idea Paul12 did windows. :dunno:




















That sonofabitch!

 

howed you know that was me???????

 

I kind of expected this to end with "now we're adopting our second child"
Glad you're ok anlgp. You did the right thing just taking off.

 

You can't prove a thing......

 

stop dressing like such a whore and you wont almost get raped.

 

China has a very strict one-child policy.

 

So, I walking down the street trying to be more active now that I quit smoking. I was just strolling down the street listen to music on my iphone, when out of nowhere this giant dog starts chasing me. I run the woods that lead into town. I'm ducking under branches, jumping over bushes, falling in mud....but I lose him. Problem is, I'm all dirty and cut up from the woods...I must have looked like a vagrant. Worst part was I lost my iphone. So now all I want to do is call my wife and have her come pick me up. But I don't have any change. I see this guy walking down the street and I ask him for change. He gives me a couple of quarters, but he looks really scared. So, I decided to keep an eye on him, to make sure the dog doesn't come out of the woods and go after him. Once he gets out of my sight, I run and catch up with him. I figured I get him home to make sure everything is ok. I start talking to pass the time. I tell him I lost my phone and ask him if he has a smart phone. He says yeah,I ask him if he uses at as a phone or music player. I asked him what kind it was. He seemed to be getting uncomfortable, so i tried to change the subject. So I realized I didn't introduce myself yet, so I said my name was Ben Dover and my wife's name is Iida DaSnatch, when at that moment I tripped and fell into the guy. I grabbed him to balance myself and he just effing lost it....and took off screaming. Luckily my wife Iida, showed up right after, because I was a little shook up.

 

This is what they make fists for.....

 

Never thought I'd see the day, where Finyank's claims that fighting is what fists are for....

 

So they'd rather toss em in a dumpster than ship one to a gay American couple?

That's terrible!!!!



















........that China discriminates against gays like that.

 

:lol:

I was gonna reply to Yank with an appropriate picture, but I couldn't find one that wouldn't get me banned...... especially the ones linked to your profile name.

 

Anlgp's story kinda reminds me of a time I was walking my dog in the park when this flasher happened upon these 3 old ladies waiting to die. He ripped open his jacket and the first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. And the third old lady refused to touch it.

 

Glad youre OK Analgap!

 

I thought your wife left you? Oh.. that was a...well, this is awkward.

 

Hmm. No bj, eh?

 

I know right. All that money changing hands and the thought doesn't cross his mind?

 

I was wondering when you were gonna show back up in your nearly got raped thread.
For a moment I thought you might've "walked home" again.