I'm having an argument with a girl at work. I feel, no matter how old you are, a fart is still funny.
Are farts still funny?
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I hate the Jets
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I was having a conversation with the wife, all about farts. I'll put it here, since you broke the seal.
Say there's a horrible sounding wet fart....what's worse: if it smells horrible or if it smells like something delicious, like apple pie or barbecue, etc.?
We agreed that its better if it smelled horrible.Pagan, Ohio Fanatic, SICK and 4 others like this. -
Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?
Like getting your wife to spoon with you just so you can fart on her... THAT'S funny. :DPagan, fins4o8, Section126 and 10 others like this. -
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Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?
Bonus points if you can do it in front of a crush... ;)finyank13, unluckyluciano, Paul 13 and 1 other person like this. -
I bet you even typed it all out in the POFO forum once and never clicked submit and copied and pasted to a word document on your desktop, just for today.
Yea. That's exactly what happened.
:D
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I can be standing at a urinal, and if someone in a stall lets one go I can't help but laugh. Farts bring out your inner 10 year old self!
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not really anymore, at least for me.
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I found this thread funny. ... speaking of standing at the urinal, the worst is when you have to fart in the middle of a piss. I have to hold the fart because I'm afraid I'm going to shat myself. Then you end up holding your piss... it's very uncomfortable. Women have it so easy with the whole sitdown on the toilet thing. They just let it go and nobody cares what happens.
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Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?
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I only fart on him when he falls asleep though.McLovin, Ohio Fanatic, maynard and 2 others like this. -
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I hate when this happens: A packed movie gets out. You're standing at the urinal with a line waiting. Then mid-pee you feel a fart come on. You think you can squeeze it out slowly and silently..... then blam- the trumpet fart sounds off.McLovin, Ohio Fanatic, Frumundah Finnatic and 1 other person like this. -
I'm giggling away like a 12 year old at this thread, so I think that answers the poll for me. :lol:
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Aren't farts and the Jets the same thing? A lot of noise that just plain stinks?
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Frankly if you don't like farts, you aren't American....IDC what aisle you are in politics wise, can we all agree that every fart is like life's little wonder??
I remember back in the day when we were kids growing up we used put lighters to our asses as we farted to see what happened....good ole days yeah....steveincolorado, McLovin, ToddPhin and 3 others like this. -
A fart is just a turds battle cry before it comes charging through the gates.....
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Im tempted to put this conversation in the trophy case. Seriously this thread has legendary potential.
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Gotta love a good fart. The best ones are when you are trying to......(scratch that) .....The best ones are when somebody else tries to slowly let a big one go with out making a noise to draw attention. The tension builds the longer it quietly releases. At some point during the long silent fart, the tension gets so intense that the slightest squeak will send them jump out of their seats. ...I call it the fart rocket....
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For the most part and I am being honest here, my farts don't stink.....my brizz is somewhat amazed how I can let them fly at holidays or restaurants and nothing by way of odor emanates....
Not the case with Chinese food though, I eat that and all bets are off.....mofos be feeling my fried rice from miles away...
Anybody else have that issue? Chinese food makes you go boom?Boik14 likes this. -
Mine only starts stinkin when I try to start eating healthy. When I eat like burgers and pizza and such, its all just a fresh breeze.
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