Another reason to love New Jersey...god Mary get outta Jersey!!!

 

let me know if I do the obvious Newark, New Jersey jokes or not.

 

This is beyond disgusting not to mention unhealthy.

I honestly don't know anybody out of the 6th grade that think its appropriate to "Hock a Lugie"

Very sorry this happened to you of all people Miss Mary... :pity:

 

i used to have a habit of spitting but i stopped, i dont remember when...thats gross though you should've took a rock and threw it at him, and walked away laughing.

 

You would hate me. I sit on my porch and spit at the lizards, I have an 80% accuracy rating when you factor in +/- 1 inch for the wind.

 

I envision you, sitting on your porch, your cousin sittng next to you playing his banjo, both of you in nothing but overalls sitting and spitting at Lizards......of course it doesn't matter cause nobody lives nearby......for miles.......

 

Isn't that how they clean the sidewalks in Jersey?

:escape:

 

Ewwwww....Opie in nothing but overalls.

I do believe that would be referred to as "swamp ***". :tongue:

Sorry Mary...I'm in NY...it's mandatory to make at least one Jersey joke per day. :wink2:

 

that was you that i hit??


sorry

 

NO.

The Bums do that with their urine.

 

I was born in Elizabeth, New Jersey and used to take alot of trips back to see relatives....

once they moved back to Florida...I have not gone back since.

I wonder why.

 

that guy deserves to get his teeth kicked in Mary...the bastard.

that said, spitting is gross but its a necessary evil for me. i spit to clear my nose.

but it is disgusting, and i try to make sure no one is around or looking when i do it. i dont just spit for the sake of spitting.

 

With all due respect, you spit to clear your nose?

Do you also sneeze to clear the wax out of your ears?
Do you go #2 just to clear out #1?

Brother, in the stores they sell this stuff, its called Kleenex.
Go buy some, it's great stuff and doesn't cost much.

:up:

 

because elizabeth is one of 6 or 7 towns in NJ that is widely considered "gross". the majority of the state is beautiful. but the rest of the world chooses to see:

Trenton
Newark
The Oranges
Camden
Patterson
Elizabeth

funny part about the draft party at Miami Mike's, id be shocked if any of the out of state attendees could afford to live in East Hanover. like i said, the vast majority of NJ has superior culture, police/troopers, schools, public service, and communities. our typical cops have 4 year degrees and make close to, if not 6 figures, our typical teachers have masters degrees. its an unprecedented standard of living.

 

Its really why Men have always supported the "Swallow" over the "Spit" any day of the week! Finally a woman on board with this logic!

:up::lol::yes:

 

well, when your outside and dont have a tissue...

 

I spit when I'm doing yardwork and a whole bunch of dust gets kicked up by the leaf vacuum

but I'm usually right down the road from opie on his porch in overalls with his brother playing the banjo...

and they really don't mind.

 

oh that really sucks. i wouldve at least gave the guy the bird.




im a gentleman, so i usually let the women know when im ready to spit.

 

you dick!!!

 

I've heard that spitting relieves stress and reduces the risk of cancer. It's recommended that everyone spit 100 times per day. Bonus points are awarded for accuracy.

 

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Those who hate NJ can GFY. And like you said, I'd bet the majority couldn't afford to live in at least the decent places of NJ anyway, let alone Bergen County (Top 3 in the United States I believe). I think the last time I checked, we had 3 counties in the Top 10 of living expenses because they're AWESOME. (and of course near NYC). :)

 

Damn. You beat me to that joke. Well done Sir.

 

:up:I prefer the Jersey Shore and Ocean County (Born and Bred) myself...Jackson Township in the heart of the county and all the surrounding farm/garden land was the best as a kid...from Beaches to Six Flags not a better place to grow up.:up:

 

Jersey gave the world Bon Jovi.

We'll never ****ing forgive you for that.

 

Was anyone else expecting this thread to be followed up by an "Attention Swallowers of the World" thread before reading the actual post, because I was kinda...just saying :innocent:

 

I tend to spit a lot. I think it has something to do with Memphis weather and my sinuses. Most of the time I can't help. I'm usually pretty conscious about where I spit though.

 

ok you got me man. i might not be able to afford living in jersey.

the question isn't "can i afford it" it's "why would I want to in the first place"? i don't care about these things:

superior culture is debatable as to what kind of culture you enjoy.

police and troopers can't be that good if there are that many ugly sections of the state

schools are debatable as to what kind of schooling you're going for.. for example daytona has a very decent aerospace program. MIT has a nice science program.. and neither of which are in jersey.

communities are also debatable depending on what kind of community you like.. i like the kind that doesn't bother me and i can find that anywhere for the most part - especially in big cities.

and we have adaquate public transportation here as well.

so explain to me why I would want to live there? it's not a question of "is this state better than that state" it's what can i get in jersey that i can't get anywhere else in the united states or the rest of the world? why pay more when you can enjoy life on less?

 

:lol:

They eat the palmetto bugs, so there's no harm there. Now I've got two or three curly tailed Cuban lizards on my porch that I have trained to eat from my hand. It freaks my wife out because they don't run from her anymore, in fact, they run towards us (if the dogs are not present) hoping for a piece of bologna or something.

 

Airborne herpes? :tongue2:

 

I heard when it rains Jersey makes it's own gravy.

 

Throw in Brucey Stink-Stink and the poor State starts out with 2 strikes against it.....HOWEVER, I personally feel that Mary, Greg, Seth and our other Jersey bretheren and sisteren outweigh those two

Of course the second story spitting douchebag isn't helping their cause much

 

Countdown to Rocky Raccoon meltdown in 3....2....1....

 

.....and Rocky Racoon slid back in his room, only to find Gidgeon's bible... :smile: