So, I am sitting on my couch watching Karate Kid II like any other Thursday night, when the pregnant girl on the couch next to me mentions that she now knows what "birthing gift," she is getting me in 12 weeks when our daughter escapes the clutches of her vagina. Having never heard of the concept of a birthing gift, apparently I stared at her like she had farted in church before I googled it. Lo and behold, this BS custom is an actual thing.
So what the hell do you give as a birthing gift? I mean, I have already given her the best gift a girl can get...me. And to top it off, I gave her a baby. What did you degenerates get your baby receptacles?
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
maynard likes this. -
A toaster. China. Cleaning utensils. A new broom. Fix the vacuum? Pots and or pans.
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shula_guy Well-Known Member
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Get your girl the 5 hr energy drink pack. so she can drink it when she has to feed the baby while you get a good nights sleep.
unluckyluciano and Ohio Fanatic like this. -
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tell her your gift is that you won't run away screaming when you see the afterbirth fall out of her
fins4o8 likes this. -
A dildo. You both will be masturbating a lot more than having sex after the baby is born....
WestCoastPhinsFan, Frumundah Finnatic, ToddPhin and 3 others like this. -
yeah, but that only lasts about 6-7 years. then you get that short window when you can have tons of sex before it gets more difficult to get privacy again.
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
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Isnt that what a baby shower is for?
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DNA test?
just to be extra sure, if one is going to pay the freight one had better ordered the load..wait what? -
Get her jewelry. If you need any sort of brownie points for now or the future, get her a prenatal massage in the next few weeks.
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thats the same pickup line you use in all the gay bars isn't it? While you point to your ***.
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This one is easy
Very true.
The original push present is the Juno Lucina Signature Pendant http://www.jlucina.com. Symbolic. Gorgeous. Affordable.