http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-miami-dolphins-1214426912
The top 12 worst Dolphins ever is just about perfect, as well.
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not going to open it.
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LMAO. Classic.
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PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member
I wouldn't be able to get the time back...
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Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει
Guys, they do it for every team. It is all tongue in cheek. Besides, his digs on the Bills and Jets make it worthwhile.
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Gotta love the pic of that nerd Jeff Ireland in the comments section. Just look at those pasty white legs.
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Why your team doesn't suck: Oh my God, the Jets and Bills are ****ing disasters. Compared to them, the Dolphins look like the Yankees. Sometimes, it's nice to know you can't possibly be the worst. You can be bad, but at least Jeff Tuel won't be deployed.
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PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member
LOL! Good stuff...glad I read it...some of that s*** in there is pretty damn funny...Dan Marino in the Top 12 worse Dolphins ever though? Bite a d***!
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I always thought Philbin looked more like a villian from Scooby-Doo.
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The 49ers one on the site is freaking GOLD -
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Right out of the gates with this paragraph which had me just about in tears because it's so true.
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The other funny parts of it I found to be the descriptions of Joe Philbin. A lobbyist for the corn industry had me in stitches but the email that said he looks like a Scooby Doo villain was even better.
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And then there are these, lol:
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Everything rings at least partially true yet I found myself red with rage. I really have blind loyalty to this team. Someone help me.
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You gotta just root for your team and be a true, all-weather, FAN...nothing wrong with that, though maybe mentally questionable ;) -
I'm still laughing at, "It's South Florida versus Boston in the Big Game, only on Sega Pro Football!"
I can totally hear the cheesy canned announcers from video games past saying exactly that. And that's exactly what the new uniforms look like, too. -
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haha stoopid deadspin...
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lmao @ the Browns Report... http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-cleveland-browns-1052726045
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