Dear Microsoft,
You suck. That's really all. It was a mere two weeks ago when I called into customer service reporting that my XBox 360 had finally hit the wall, the infamous red ring of death. I watched on as the three red quarter circles flashed at me, as if it were laughing... I turned it off, then turned it back on. I turned it off again, only to turn it back on. Fail. Epic. Fail.
I called Microsoft and told them to send me my "coffin" to ship away my XBox 360. I spent a half hour on the phone with some girl who could barely speak English telling her that my damn XBox 360 was broke and I didn't need to test it 50 times to figure it out. I still think that it's one of lucky's relatives, but I don't know for sure... I swear, I don't know where the customer service call center is located, but if I ever visit there... I'll probably piss on their door. Every single one of them.
Now why am I writing this letter? Because it's been two effin' weeks and the damn box hasn't come. I received the e-mail the next day telling me to print the label and the instructions when the box comes. But has the box come? Hell no. I wanna play my XBox 360, I'd like to destroy people like Skeet84 in NCAA. I'd love to destroy the self proclaimed Madden guru, gish, in his own game in Madden 09 (I'd even let him play as the Cowboys, the cheap bastard). I'd love to play outdated games like Halo 3. But can I? No.
How am I suppose to see what new game the Mor has illegally downloaded? Oh wait, I can't. Maybe the box will come tomorrow, but it probably won't. Microsoft hates me, I've decided it ever since they came out with Vista. No worries though, I'll be calling customer service... again... having to deal with their agent that cannot speak english for 30 minutes of my life that I won't ever get back. Microsoft, I hope you rot in hell.
Sincerely,
GridIronKing34
PS: I could put this as a blog, but no one reads those... besides, I want people to tell me when my damn box is gonna come!
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Mine sat with the delivery firm for about a week.. find out who they're using #(it was UPS over here) register for an account with the tracking number and find out if they have it and when they plan on doing it.
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Just find your own box. lol
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India. That is where the call centers are.
If it's UPS, just got to their homepage and enter the tracking number. No account required. :)HardKoreXXX likes this. -
you can also just plug it into google.
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You mean this happens often? WTF. These arent disposable razors we are talking about...right?
Figures I guess. I mean, their operating systems are nothing more than bandaged up Beta tests, no reason for them to get carried away with anything else.....yet people keep buying into it.... :pity: -
I also don't get the OS comment. I run plenty of different types of OS's by them, and most don't have issues on their own. It is not until you introduce other applications that may or may not have been tested properly that issues do arrise. Hell, in my experience, most issues result because of the user. -
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I had to put it in my own box when I did mine a few months back too. -
what if you threw your box out? just asking.
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Everytime they "Release" a new OS we have to wait until SEVERAL patches come out.
Happened with 95, which actually became 97 after all the patches. THen again with 2000, XP and now VISTA.
The next time they get it right the first time will be the first time that has heppened...except for NT I guess.
I guess as far as the 360 goes, that would frustrate me to no end. I would easily pay the extra for the Sony I guess...or just stick with my boring old Wii. Too many things to get upset about in this world, no reason for my game console to add to that list. :up: -
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you don't have to put it in your own box, they try to make you buy your own though to save costs. They give that "it will be faster if you use your own box, we'll just email you the shipping label." I said nope, send me a box. eventually they will send you a bigger box and ask to send them the power supply too so they can give you a new one of those. I'm on my 5th Xbox so I've gone through the system a few times.
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no fable 2 no care
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i've had my 360 for almost a year and a half...no problems so far.
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if you treat it like a woman and play it right, you wont have any problems..
havent had any problems with mine... or my xbox.. -
griddles before playing me at madden:
griddles after playing me at madden:
hurry up microsoft!!!! im hungry for my mcgriddles!!!!
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Dear GridIronKing34,
Haha.
Sincerely,
Microsoft
P.S. We are still awaiting the shipment of your box. Please wait 3-6 months for shipping and handling. Thank you again for your patronage.
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Thats what I'm saying.
You all KNEW this was going on but kept jumping like lemurs?
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And I bought it about a year and a half ago, it's not like I bought a few months ago.
And the 40% fail rate is a joke, definitely exaggerated. I'd like to know how many have failed after they revamped the hardware. I'm not talking about the ones bought before the revision, the ones after.... -
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I really don't think it's an exaggeration at all actually. They had to extend the warranty but that doesn't change the fact that they shipped hundreds of thousands of bad units out and sold them to customers. And obviously some are still having problems. When you buy something for hundreds of dollars it should last more than a year and a half. Anyway, I'm not trying to start some crusade against Microsoft, i use plenty of their products, just not xbox 360.
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